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By bleurghh - 31/12/2010 15:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a guy I like when I was out shopping. We acknowledged each other with a little wave, but as I walked away, I heard him say to his friend, "She's never gonna get me with THAT moustache." FML
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Anti666 17

shave your mustache and try again.

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sallen0046 4

Unless you've never encountered a mirror, you should be well aware if you have a mustache. A great deal of women do, it's not a life ******* situation. Either you're comfortable with it, or you have it waxed or bleached.

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hunturkey 0

ewww you're one of those girls? :{ )

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KyRidHEART 0

ewww your one of those supersticious boys. gross.

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TheDrifter 23

Nope 'stache on the sac is bad luck.

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emo_devon 11

EW you mean you're one of those guys?? :0

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Sparx1_1 16

Lots of women have facial hair - that's why wax and hair removal cream are such big sellers. Just be glad you found out this guy is a douche so you can concentrate on finding a decent guy. Get rid of the mustache and go find yourself a guy who has some class.

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Plumppotato 3

but wouldnt getting rid of the mustache then finding a guy with class completely defeat the purpose? keep the mustache! then find a guy! otherwise you dont know if hes decent or not! the guy would probably date her if she got rid of it, so what makes him different from the guy whom she removes it for? think about it man...

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lolol_BKYCHO 3

Shit I wish I had a mustache! Jk but seriously.

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perdix 29

You've gotta take care of that shit right away! It's not just the 'stache, it indicates much more than you think. If you can't deal with inappropriate hair that is plainly visible on your face, we figure that you don't pay attention to hair that may be sprouting up in places you look at even less. I'll bet your bush is a tangled, matted jungle of a mess and you have hairy nipples *gag*. I can hardly stomach the idea of what's going on on your back, Sasquatch . . . *vomits* Wax that shit, so I can get back to eating my ginger snaps!

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blondie97_x 2

I know someone with a muzzy, they tried laser and problem solved:)

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taniaaaaa 0

wax it, honey! Lols he's a douche for saying that, but if you really care about what he thinks then take care of it babe

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DocBastard 38

So no moustache ride for him. What, it doesn't go both ways?

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TheDrifter 23

How, might I ask, did you get it in sideways like that?

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sAnChEz_98 0

You should've replied well you aren't going to get me with THAT small penis!! :)

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eGavik94 0

Ah, penis envy, the last resort of a pathetic feminist. The simple fact of the matter is, ugly women (OP) should not have access to society and the men that come with it, as they are neither needed nor wanted. If she wants to people to believe she has any value, "she" has to get rid of that mustache or deal with the fact that no one will love her.

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journeyoflife 0

niceeee that would of been hilarious hahahaha

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fthku 13

YDI for not owning mirrors.

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