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By Anonymous - 09/09/2010 20:09 - United States

Today, I saw a pregnant woman fall off her moped. As I helped her back up, I asked if her baby was okay. I was then blindsided by her brick of a purse while she screeched, "I'm not pregnant!" FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2011 06:21 - United States

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By wifeofafainter - 24/09/2015 06:31 - United States - Bronx

Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML

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By shifala - 22/01/2015 09:02 - Philippines - Caloocan

Today, I was riding my bike to work in a hurry and hit a pothole. I flew off and hit the ground hard. I was badly shaken, but an old lady came over, checked me out and helped me to my feet. After she left the scene, I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet while "helping" me. FML

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By BobbyMalone - 17/01/2009 14:11 - Canada

Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML

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By StrandedWhale - 03/11/2013 07:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I got knocked over at the park by a rampant dog. My fiancé stood by laughing his ass off as I repeatedly tried to stand up, only to be knocked back down again. I'm seven months pregnant. FML

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By vlcardenx3 - 12/03/2011 21:11 - United States

Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML

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sammiller4 3

Friday 10 September 2010 1:02

never assume a woman is pregnant unless its extremely obvious

perdix 29

Friday 10 September 2010 1:06

If you were a plumpa humpa, you could have said, "I'd be happy to get you there, ma'am."

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maskedman 9

Friday 10 September 2010 11:12

I think this FML is funny because it has both fat women and mopeds. They are both a lot of fun until your friends catch you riding one.

lostinmymind121 0

Friday 10 September 2010 11:56

yea.. not the safest thing to do! lol

JokeMeister 0

Friday 10 September 2010 12:32

You must have made a big deal about it, becaus one wrong statement can be overlooked but when you go ooon and ion about it, it becomes insulting. That is why you should NEVER assume.

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Friday 10 September 2010 13:08

Man what a dope. Always assume they're just fat & treat them accordingly. It's safer that way because worst case they're fat.

mz_s15 0

Friday 10 September 2010 13:13

Lol... how embarassing..

KEV10293847 0

Friday 10 September 2010 13:16

what's a moped?

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Friday 10 September 2010 13:21

google?

mz_s15 0

Friday 10 September 2010 13:26

Isn't it like a scooter?

MrFerret 0

Friday 10 September 2010 13:19

It was meant in a sarcastic way but yea point is women do worse, so why wouldn't they be on a moped? Oh and @KBruce cigarettes are fine it is just implied that what is bad for you is bad for the baby but yea crack is worse in case you didn't kno.

imright24 0

Friday 10 September 2010 13:51

This kind of post pops up all the time. When will people realize that our society is fat - fat, fat, fat? It's not worth the risk commenting on the pregancy of someone you don't know. YDI.

Compass 0

Friday 10 September 2010 14:43

So it wasn't a moped, it was a fat-mobile!

nickwest 0

Friday 10 September 2010 15:37

man if it was me that tried to help the bitch and she hit me I would have put her fat ass back on the damn ground. ungrateful bitch. What's wrong with Americans today we got no ******* manners. The fat ass should have said thank you for your help oh I'm really ******* fat not prego fhl not yours.