By Anonymous - 09/09/2010 20:09 - United States

Today, I saw a pregnant woman fall off her moped. As I helped her back up, I asked if her baby was okay. I was then blindsided by her brick of a purse while she screeched, "I'm not pregnant!" FML
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sammiller4 3

never assume a woman is pregnant unless its extremely obvious

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perdix 29

If you were a plumpa humpa, you could have said, "I'd be happy to get you there, ma'am."

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kagexp 4

“Hey, when’s that baby due?!” “What baby?” “OOOooo…At the zoo…the pandas….I knew they were trying to have one. I just thought we’d talk about them…talk about the fluffy zoo animals. I hear they’ve got ‘em over there. You can go look at ‘em if you want, and touch ‘em.” FYL. : D

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kronus9388 0

yes indeed ur life does suck and fat or pregnant ppl shouldn't ride mopeds.

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sepdps 0

wait, how would she know if the baby was ok?? yeah....

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hellryu 20

Throw her bitch ass back on the floor. You were just being nice, it's not your fault she looks pregnant.

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atomicbaboon 0

Even if she was pregnant what response did you expect? "Hold on, let me ask it."

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