Alcohol, Drunk and Health: Today, I saw a quarter in my poop. My friends say I do stupid...

By photomark - 13/12/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I saw a quarter in my poop. My friends say I do stupid things when I get drunk. Apparently, eating change is one of them. FML

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By anna14 - 21/02/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, I learned a little lesson about consequences. Yesterday, I ate a quarter as a dare. Today, I tried to poop it out. It got stuck coming out. I had to go to the doctor and explain everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, after buying dinner from the supermarket, I had the change in my hand, and my wallet. In the parking lot, a quarter fell out of my hand, and right next to the street drain. As I went to pick it up, my wallet fell down the drain. FML

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By quarterback - 23/01/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML

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Drunken antics

By qx5 - 08/01/2011 22:05 - Canada

Today, I put my paycheck in my wallet, intending to cash it in the next day. Later on, I met up with a friend and went to a party. I ended up getting so drunk, I gave away my $400 check in exchange for a pack of smokes, thinking it was a $5 bill. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2015 02:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I got sick of my flatmate stealing my food so I decided to sabotage a leftover pizza with laxatives. I came back home later in the evening after a night of heavy drinking. Guess what I had to eat in my drunken stupor. FML

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By ripped - 11/04/2009 06:10 - Canada

Today, I saw a dime on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, my $80 dollar pants ripped. FML

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By Watchingmyfigure - 06/12/2016 17:55 - United States - Gainesville

Today, I was so hungry and broke that I resorted to drinking salad dressing. FML

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By tripleBBB - 09/09/2018 01:30

Today, I was in the shower when I realised that maybe I'm getting a little too fat. I was scrubbing the old belly when a dollar flew out onto the floor. I'm 23. FML

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By FattyMcFatterson - 24/06/2009 02:37 - United States

Today, in the shower, a dime fell on my foot. The only place it could have come from? One of my fat rolls. FML

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Poot

By dumblonde76 - 14/09/2021 07:00 - United States - Jackson

Today, I had a rumble in my tummy whilst picking up groceries. I tried to let out a little poot, but ended up shitting in my pants. I had to leave without the groceries. FML

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MrSchneebly 5

Tuesday 13 December 2011 16:03

Kepp checking your poop you could be rich by next month

davidisbeast 12

Tuesday 13 December 2011 16:07

At least you got the quarter back :D that's a whole TWENTY FIVE cents !

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thefuckinloser 6

Wednesday 14 December 2011 10:25

yes keep up the good drunken tricks maybe just maybe you will ******* choke then the md can put it out of your throat . hey try a silver dollar next time or even a fifty cent piece

googlewtf 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 10:44

The wanted some gum?

SpruceDread4578 13

Wednesday 14 December 2011 13:35

Where is Docbastard when you need him?!

admhll 2

Wednesday 14 December 2011 13:56

I don't think that's what they mean when people say they are making a change in their diet.

Nhk_fml 4

Wednesday 14 December 2011 14:14

Who the **** doesn't do stupid shit when they are drunk..... Me I called pizza hut and ordered 2000 large pizzas on my credit card

konstantinos616 17

Thursday 15 December 2011 0:37

Om nom nom...

ImfromCanada 0

Thursday 15 December 2011 1:09

So f***ckingfake

False_Stupidity 41

Thursday 15 December 2011 4:29

Man, you really need to CHANGE your diet...

reldnahceus 8

Thursday 15 December 2011 5:38

Lol- fail!

Nattyxxoo 0

Thursday 15 December 2011 8:15

talk about money coming out your ass.

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Same thing different taste

Drunken antics

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