By themouseman1212 - 10/03/2013 16:13 - United States

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Today, I saw a woman breastfeeding at the natural foods market. It's the first time I've seen a woman's nipple in over two years. I've been married for ten. FML
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themouseman1212 16

I'm trying to. It's been a long time. But I'm still hopeful. Just trying to be the best husband and father I can be. Thanks for the support.

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tacojauns 45

Man how did your wife lose her nipples?

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r_bruce69 19

Simple solution. Divorce her if she won't have sex with you (unless there's a really good reason like she's depressed). The intimacy of sex is needed for marriage.

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dannyj3895 13

Friendzoned by your wife. That's a new level of being Friendzoned. FYL

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grlygrl93 14

I see a woman's nipples everyday. Ha.

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krmc822 6

Ah wow fml. You're a loser no one really cares about you're bad sex life.

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rootbeerfanatic 6

Actually, it was correct the first time.

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krmc822 6

Seriously no one cares about that. Why would you post a fml like that?

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sdj215 18

Time to man up and go give it to your wife.

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TakeMeToRio 9

good one. it's been 3 minutes and I'm still laughing!

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jamnglamgirlie 17

Time for Seduction 101: Plan a date night for the two of you lovebirds. Take her somewhere you know you'll have a good time. Then have a little quiet time, may a walk, ice cream then when you get home maybe get a little red wine and sexy treats (edible bouquet) if the mood feels right get a naughty game started, but if that's not your style you could just skip to the foreplay. I suggest getting yourself sexy underwear for the event.

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