Intimacy: Today, I saw a woman breastfeeding at the natural foods market.... - FML

By themouseman1212 - 10/03/2013 16:13 - United States

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Today, I saw a woman breastfeeding at the natural foods market. It's the first time I've seen a woman's nipple in over two years. I've been married for ten. FML

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themouseman1212 16

Wednesday 29 January 2014 19:40

I'm trying to. It's been a long time. But I'm still hopeful. Just trying to be the best husband and father I can be. Thanks for the support.

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tacojauns 45

Sunday 10 March 2013 19:31

Man how did your wife lose her nipples?

TwitchingNebula 17

Sunday 10 March 2013 19:30

You should at least watch some ****.

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kkrazyangel 16

Wednesday 13 March 2013 7:24

Maybe grow back those balls you once had and take control of your marriage!

whogivesafuck88 10

Wednesday 13 March 2013 15:27

It doesn't get more natural than that!

CanadianCutie22 16

Sunday 7 April 2013 22:24

something definitely not right with that

daken96 21

Sunday 29 March 2015 16:02

I have sex with my husband five times a week, and that bums me out. I can't imagine going so long without sex, or even without seeing my partner partially naked.

mthurston 14

Saturday 15 August 2015 20:47

Not even by accident?!

omzz15 23

Tuesday 3 May 2016 16:57

10 year marriage, have not seen a nipple in 2 years. Sounds right

greengreengreen 13

Sunday 11 September 2016 15:31

It's actually pretty amazing that you're faithful then, wow so I guess good men exist.

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