By themouseman1212 - 10/03/2013 16:13 - United States

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Today, I saw a woman breastfeeding at the natural foods market. It's the first time I've seen a woman's nipple in over two years. I've been married for ten. FML
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I'm trying to. It's been a long time. But I'm still hopeful. Just trying to be the best husband and father I can be. Thanks for the support.

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tacojauns 45

Man how did your wife lose her nipples?

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Enslaved 36

Is that only because you're an ass man?:P

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efelsh 14

That's all on you dude. Grow a pair and get frisky

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gregnc_fml 18

Definitely not healthy for both of you. Suggest you discuss this with the wife and seek counseling, that is if you both want help.

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FarFromSocial 9

whose to say his wife is in the same boat? she could be getting some from elsewhere

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amifaiyaz 12

time to bring out the whips and chains.

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FlyingPie 17

That's not the breast thing for your ego. But if you have a good mammary, you should at least remember what they look like.

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kenoswild 14

At least you still see your own nipples daily. Maybe?

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wvcheesehead1 9

Well a boat would fix this.. take the wife out on the lake and hit her up with put out or swim.... had to dig that out of the archives

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moonsalt 20

Oh my! I'm so sorry. :c

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jem88 4

This could be an intimacy problem or maybe OP's wife has body image issues. They could be having sex but she keeps her shirt on. However, this would mean they don't even change clothes in sight of each other! I agree with others that you should talk to her and find a way to work through this if possible.

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