Intimacy: Today, I saw a woman breastfeeding at the natural foods market....

By themouseman1212 - 10/03/2013 16:13 - United States

Today, I saw a woman breastfeeding at the natural foods market. It's the first time I've seen a woman's nipple in over two years. I've been married for ten. FML

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themouseman1212 16

Wednesday 29 January 2014 19:40

I'm trying to. It's been a long time. But I'm still hopeful. Just trying to be the best husband and father I can be. Thanks for the support.

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tacojauns 45

Sunday 10 March 2013 19:31

Man how did your wife lose her nipples?

TwitchingNebula 17

Sunday 10 March 2013 19:30

You should at least watch some ****.

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jack_splat 11

Monday 11 March 2013 3:58

umm Mastectomy?

seblikescricket 7

Monday 11 March 2013 4:17

not even on a computer screen?

laoxo16 10

Monday 11 March 2013 4:26

well with a name like themouseman1212....

cmtxbe 6

Monday 11 March 2013 5:23

Omg are all marriages like this ? :o

Ksweety_fml 27

Monday 11 March 2013 9:00

Wow, it's time to get devorice.

jatinbhanot 6

Monday 11 March 2013 12:50

you don't get the concept of marriage.. do you.. [these are unwritten/undisclosed ramifications].. :D

SwtCherryPie 26

Monday 11 March 2013 20:48

I couldnt imagine not prancing around naked in front of my husband all the time.

themouseman1212 16

Thursday 28 March 2013 12:49

Can I be your husband? Lol.

lochiamochia 25

Tuesday 12 March 2013 1:44

It would have been icing on the cake if the baby was wearing an 'I

kainpwnsu 19

Tuesday 12 March 2013 5:18

Get used to it. You probably have a long haul ahead.

itszlo 8

Wednesday 13 March 2013 5:37

Aww that's a shame!

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