By sad - 26/02/2010 19:17 - United States

Spicy
Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML
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kyonichii 4

I am sincerely sorry about this. My mother enjoys walking around the house without pants on. D;

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rawr_iliketacos 0

awwwh that's horrible, your poor virgin eyes! that's what porns for.

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txdiva 0

poor thing!!! do u look that bad that u can't get a date???

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dorworters 9

ok, maybe it's cuz u still use the word "boobs"

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ebababa 0

Brrrrrrrrrrreasts. Can't make that cool sound with "boobs".

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atomicbaboon 0

melons? cans? *******? utter? take your pick. plenty more where that came from.

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fylhahahaha 0

you mean the first time you can remember? and were they nice? but I guess beggers can't be choosers. your best solution is a strip club or a prostitute.

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mmalenky 0

they both have their advantages... prostitutes are less expensive but are nastier though (in my opinion)

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perdix 29

Did you get wood? I suggest you get real fat and grow your own manboobs so you don't have to wait another 27 years to see a woman's pair.

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aDerangedStateOf 0

I've already done that @ perdix. It's just not the same.

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fmlsoobad 0

but if you walk around naked that's an opening chance for pedo bear to rape you

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dorworters 9

you guys are pathetic

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