By Rach - 20/02/2010 13:58 - Ireland

Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML
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Same thing different taste

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epoh_fml 0

Not only did you make yourself look foolish, but your mom helped too. Congrats on "looking cool" though.

greeneyedgoalie7 0

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drzhottie148 0
oh_dee 0

Yeah, yeah, yeah....I don't get why people think talking on the phone makes them look cool...and come on, be less stupid and at least put your phone on silent!

it makes them look like they have a life-like they had someone to talk to.

suddenly talking on the phone makes u look cool? btw ur mom totally wins for that comment

duckie227 22

next time remember the 'silent' or 'vibrate' features. they work wonders.

this is a total movie cliche. I don't know if I believe it

Not really sure how "Talking on the phone" makes you look cool. Just don't make eye contact if you don't want to say anything. The "phone" thing is only for emergency situations when you need to get AWAY from the person you're talking to.

nomnommonster 0

When did pretending to talk to someone become "cool"?

Since they read an FML about it and thought it sounded like a good idea... Which is probably exactly why it isn't.

talking on the phone often comes off as obnoxious you should've just pretended to be texting

killabee 0

Understandable that you don't want to just stand there twiddling your thumbs, but next time how about you say "Hey!" to your crush or if you're really just to shy, try actually calling somebody...Like your mom, "Don't worry mom, I remembered the tampons." Did you in fact? Because that might turn out to be more embarrassing than a little fake phone call.