Miscellaneous: Today, I saw this tourist almost get hit by a cab. After he walked...

By Ash - 27/05/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I saw this tourist almost get hit by a cab. After he walked away I complained to my boyfriend about how idiotic people like him just deserve to die. After 5 blocks of my ranting the tourist turns around and says "I'm right in front of you bitch." I hid behind my laughing boyfriend. FML

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plaidrabbit 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 12:17

Holy crap, you ranted for five blocks? About how he deserved to *die*?! Anger issues much?

ManiMartinixo 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 12:05

YDI for talking shit

Comments

harro1337 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 13:05

How did you not notice him in front of you for 5 blocks?

Yulia_fml 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 13:07

I'd feel sorry for the tourist, but I feel more sorry for your boyfriend. He actually has to listen to you ranting about idiotic things throughout the relationship.

tyler004 0

Tuesday 28 February 2012 7:06

I completely agree with your words of wisdom

dearViena 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 13:10

he called you a bitch and all your bf did was laugh?

tyler004 0

Tuesday 28 February 2012 7:07

I'm pretty sure she deserved to get called that.. so obviously it's pretty funny

jayhawker 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 13:19

you deserved worse

Snerkie 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 13:32

i feel bad for your boyfriend :( to put up with such an idiot like you #27, clearly this person is a bitch for wishing someone would die

Nyuu_fml 12

Wednesday 27 May 2009 13:36

Pretty lame for thinking that he can't speak English... And I don't see why you think he was an idiot. You deserved this one.

Sanrio90 8

Wednesday 27 May 2009 13:39

YDI for being an immature bitch.

koda_fml 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 13:41

Lol. Pwned.

DieselGirl 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 13:42

I dont understand why people are so rude on here. I bitch about people when they are around me all the time and get caught off guard with it, Its funny as hell and well worth being called a bitch if they over hear cuz that is just the icing on the cake to whatever stupid thing they did. YDI and so do i. BUT it is funny as shit when this stuff happens. People you need to stop being so serious and just laugh a little, its a funny FML.