Love: Today, I sent everyone a text on my phone book saying, "Happy...

By 1suckatL1fe - 04/05/2009 19:04 - United States

Today, I sent everyone a text on my phone book saying, "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May the Fourth be with you!!" I forgot to uncheck my ex-girlfriend's number. She texted back, "One of the many reasons I broke up with you." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 21:30 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I felt like letting my ex know just how I felt about all the bullshit he put me through. I dug up his number, typed a long paragraph with lots of pain and emotion, and sent it. The reply was, "No wonder he broke up with you." Thanks, whoever has that number now. FML

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By PaulieD - 19/10/2023 22:00 - United States

Today, I received a "Happy Birthday" text from my ex. I thought maybe she missed me, but when I replied with a polite, "Thank you," they responded with "Sorry, wrong person. However, fuck you." Ouch. Happy birthday to me, indeed. FML

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By whyme - 08/12/2010 06:26

Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML

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By Angelthecat - 06/03/2020 00:01

Today, I sent out a Happy Snow Day text to 20 of my closest friends. My boyfriend, who doesn't have an iPhone, didn't realize it was a group text. He sent back a text breaking up with me. To all the people in the group message. FML

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By Plume - 23/12/2008 07:43 - France

Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML

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By Autocorrected - 04/03/2012 05:02 - Philippines

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

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By generic_name123 - 09/03/2015 13:55 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML

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By random person - 13/11/2011 06:16 - United States

Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe;)." and "Shit wrong person." to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML

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By Zebracat - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to wish my boyfriend a happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after I'd sent it, I realized that the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML

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Tuesday 5 May 2009 0:51

You're better off without her if she can't appreciate that.

JBiz_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 0:52

I never new there was a star wars day ...

Comments

rinneiscool 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 0:57

LOL, that is so magnificent. But sorry if she ment alot to you....

mouseintern 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 0:58

This is the opposite of an FML. You just realized you're better off without someone who can't appreciate some nerd humor. I know plenty of great girls who love that sorta thing. They're out there.

tiltwrestler 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 1:00

IF i was a girl: Not only would I have broken up with you, but I would have bitch-slapped you as well. And thrown you in a garbage can. And rolled you down a hill. And made sure you didn't ever reproduce. But anyways.... umm what were you thinking? Do you WANT to remain an uncool virgin? It's bad enough you even knew there WAS a star wars day. But the moment you found out, if you had said "Ok this is a baddd situation here, gotta contain it, dont tell anybody i know about star wars day", you MIGHT have been OK. (I mean God might still have held it against you, but nobody else would know, most likely). But not only did you know about aforementioned "star wars day", you BROADCAST YOUR INEPTITUDE OVER THE PHONELINES!!!!!!!