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...no.
he was wiping the slop off his keyboard
Tl;dr
I did something that I've never done before and sent a kinky text to my boyfriend. His response.... :) love ya.
Don't be so long winded next time OP, or just call him. I'll spend hours on Skype with ppl; but I'll be damned if I'm gonna read an overly long and redundant letter, especially from someone who doesn't know how to write. My brother the other day wrote me like a really long letter saying he's gonna kill me. I replied "TL DR. You won't kill me; but you're welcome to try." See that? Short and sweet. And I really didn't read past 2 sentences.
talk later, driving.. idiot.
apparently you love your bf so much you want him to risk a car accident or fine to write you a romantic text. he was doing you the courtesy of letting you know he got the message and will respond when he's not driving. what more can you ask for?
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Then you say as he wants a bj "too small, not worth it"
it means "too long; didn't read"