Love: Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded...

By Maddie110110 - 07/06/2011 04:43 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML

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By KalaKa - 20/12/2014 20:45 - United States

Today, I sent my girlfriend a long-overdue message telling her I feel like she doesn't really care about me any more, that it seems like she only ever calls me when she needs money, and that I'm even starting to suspect she may be cheating on me. 14 hours later, she replied: "TL;DR". FML

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By sleepingbeauty - 24/04/2016 08:45 - United States - Jackson

Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML

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By anon - 30/08/2016 18:32 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML

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By whatever - 24/11/2012 07:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML

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By Gutted. - 21/03/2009 23:04 - United Kingdom

Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML

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By Marine - 28/03/2009 05:38 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML

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By upupandaway - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 13:35 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML

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By anon - 17/07/2015 07:04 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I sent my long-distance boyfriend a heartfelt message about how much I missed him. He sent me back a picture of a Minion. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2015 05:03

Today, I received a beautiful, heart-felt text from my boyfriend detailing all the ways he loved me. He probably should have emphasized just how big his heart is though because he sent the text to three other women too. Thank you, group messaging. FML

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misstamz 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 12:04

Then you say as he wants a bj "too small, not worth it"

kut19 6

Tuesday 7 June 2011 12:00

it means "too long; didn't read"

Comments

dingle1673 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 8:37

I lol'd at this so hard...haha omg. way too funny

Xbox360dominator 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 8:44

it's to long;didn't read...

cosmet109 1

Wednesday 8 June 2011 12:18

too late. damn roofies.

sparxva 12

Wednesday 8 June 2011 13:58

OP may benefit from a writing class to learn to make a point without putting her reader to sleep. Does your boyfriend ever complain about insomnia and ask you to tell him about your feelings?

awesomedor 1

Wednesday 8 June 2011 14:00

no it wasnt.

pike1346 3

Wednesday 8 June 2011 18:51

well, my wife did that and I did not even respond. y'all get to damn annoying with that crap. life is not a fairy tale, it's hard. there is no unicorns, magic castles, or genies. get over the BS as he has problems too. it is not all about you crap. and it is crap 99% of the time.