By rileycrash - 20/05/2011 02:08 - United States

Spicy
Today, I sent my boyfriend a well thought out, steamy, and sexy sext message. His reply? "Three bidders for my drums on eBay! Makiiin' Monaaaay!" FML
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LolaD18 1

Maybe drum, eBay and monaaaayyyy are all synonyms for something else? :D

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Eckristen 1

i feel your pain girlfriend, sounds like our boyfriends are twins.

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LolMoqz 10

or you have the same boyfriend

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mandymadness 0

sounds like my life. lol

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Shadow4i5 3

he's jus trynna make da monies for his boo

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armorf0r 7

Maybe he'll use the money from the drum-set to buy himself some better common sense to send you a real response.

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pike1346 3

we don't need sexy text messages, we just need you to handle up on the **** aggressively. no need for BS in-between

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Calyx_fml 21

YDI for having a drummer boyfriend. Next time, date a cellist.

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alaskasfml 0

drummers know how to bang things. what do cellists know? how to peacefully stroke things. i'd say they made the right choice.

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mattandamy07 3

Good grief! Sounds like my husband!

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That0therguy 4

That's cool. I've gotten 7 bidders on my guitar once.

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armorf0r 7

I had 43 on my ESP M-1 custom lol

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