By rileycrash - 20/05/2011 02:08 - United States

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Today, I sent my boyfriend a well thought out, steamy, and sexy sext message. His reply? "Three bidders for my drums on eBay! Makiiin' Monaaaay!" FML
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LolaD18 1

Maybe drum, eBay and monaaaayyyy are all synonyms for something else? :D

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barbiiee_fml 0

#OnToTheNextOne

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instnt1nfction 17

dude, I will slap you till shit comes out your nipples if you even try to make fun of drums or use it in a joke that is not funny

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alaskasfml 0

when i modded this my thought was "maybe having money is his sexy talk? maybe he didn't get the text. either way, fail."

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aardvarkish 15

Don' worry. I'm sure this doesn't change the fact that the only thing boys think about is sex.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Uh, no. Possessing and/or distributing sexually revealing *photos* of any *underage* person is illegal, since it can be considered child ****. If you're a minor, that includes sending nude pictures of yourself to an underage boyfriend-- the only age that matters is the one of the person in the photo. This FML only mentions text, not photos. And even if OP did send pics, as long as she and her boyfriend are of legal age, they'd be fine.

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ajsciri4 0

nice. ahahaha so he's either gay or money turns him on

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Cupcaken 0

I love how experienced FML users feel they have to make sure people know it's "well thought out," just so people can't say "hey, maybe you just didn't think through your text."

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stevenmx86 7

Ydi for thinking a "sext" could be "well thought out"

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