By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 13:35 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML
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genius_man16 0

I think the "mother of your children" part probably prompted his question more than anything else

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jm88 0

Yeah that's a pretty awkward thing to send over a text..

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xillentz 0

if you were randomly spilling that out, then ydi. if my girl did that, id have to ask her if everything were okay.

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buho 0

he should've been more sensitive and at least ask for her to tell her in person and not patronizing her.

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Shnap 0

I would say the same. Because 1 it might not actually be you, some one may of took your phone. 2 you might actually be drunk.

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Dalarsco 0

Well, it IS a very drunk thing to do.

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sumoneoverthere 0

as with most peopel saying. Why through a text?

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humpty_dumpty_fml 0

i think the op is already pregnant, thus preparing him for his destiny

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rocket9 0

u shoudlnbt say things liek that uh no no noooo

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AntiChrist7 0

you choose an ass as boyfriend, YDI

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kbot 0

No offense, but you sound batshit crazy. "Today, as I was enjoying my Sponge Bob time, my girlfriend of three and a half years told me she wants to have kids, by text message. FML"

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