By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 13:35 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML
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genius_man16 0

I think the "mother of your children" part probably prompted his question more than anything else

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jm88 0

Yeah that's a pretty awkward thing to send over a text..

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thelonelylurker 0

Don't be a needy bitch.

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disgruntled_stdt 0

Are you this girl? http://www.fmylife.com/sex/253938

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redwingscupquest 0

are you an idiot? why would you say that in a text? if anyone couldn't face me when they spilled their hear out to me and did in a text instead.. i don't even know what i'd do. if you really cared you would not throw that crap out of the blue in a text. no wonder he thought you were drunk.

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DizzyDemon0 9

I will tell you why this is your fault. If he says that..it's because in previous situations...you have not shared your feelings with him... SHOW HOW MUCH YOU CARE! JESUS

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whiterabbit_fml 0

Yeah... came on a little strong there. YDI

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ironyofmylife 0

Of all the ways to express that...a text message...

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Kitty34_fml 0

"I want to be the mother of your children" is one of those things you should probably discuss in person.

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condescending 0

i agree with all of the above thats a pretty random thing to say i would prob react the same way

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idrivefast 0

I text that to my boyfriend all the time, of course we're almost engaged so it's not so much of an issue, and more so of a joke.

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