Love: Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message...

By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 13:35 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML

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By rachaaaaeul - 06/08/2010 07:07 - United States

Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML

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By Marine - 28/03/2009 05:38 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML

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By thatonekid - 06/05/2009 22:04 - United States

Today, my dad texted me, "I love u." I replied, "I love you too dad... are you drunk?" He answers back, "Of course I am..." My dad only tells me he loves me when he's drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 10:06 - United States - Rockford

Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text message saying "It's over!". I sent him maybe a thousand texts saying "Why?", "What do you mean?!" After an hour of crying and whatnot, I realized he had driver's education today and that he was saying the class was over. FML

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By sober - 12/02/2009 02:09 - United States

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 22:21 - United States - Berkeley

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2015 05:03

Today, I received a beautiful, heart-felt text from my boyfriend detailing all the ways he loved me. He probably should have emphasized just how big his heart is though because he sent the text to three other women too. Thank you, group messaging. FML

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By bittersweet - 08/02/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML

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By upupandaway - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML

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By Maddie110110 - 07/06/2011 04:43 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML

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genius_man16 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 23:19

I think the "mother of your children" part probably prompted his question more than anything else

jm88 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 23:16

Yeah that's a pretty awkward thing to send over a text..

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123_GO 0

Friday 24 April 2009 4:24

psycho. i'm a girl and even i don't say those kinds of things to my boyfriend of three years.

metalxhack 0

Friday 24 April 2009 4:35

That's definitely not something that you'd text someone. lmao If you want to have kids with him -- you might want to let him know! lol Sometimes texts don't always go through, and for serious matters such as love, marriage, and children -- Shit! Just give him a call! lol

bri_anna 0

Friday 24 April 2009 4:49

You are so dumb. Who does that over a text?

azzh0le 0

Friday 24 April 2009 4:50

You sound like a crazy b*tch. Text messaging is not the forum for that kind of conversation.

andy311 0

Friday 24 April 2009 5:02

It's nice that these feelings of yours are important enough to warrant a text message, the most half assed form of communication.

jet_fml 0

Friday 24 April 2009 5:05

That's why you don't text that kind of thing...

jaca6614 0

Friday 24 April 2009 5:11

Ok, you do not say that kind of stuff in a TEXT MESSAGE. That's like a man telling his wife he has cancer while standing in line at Wendy's. I mean what's he supposed to say back? That's probably the absolute last thing he would expect you to TEXT him. I don't blame him for asking if you were drunk. Only a drunk person wouldn't see the faux pas-ness of this.

a_boat 0

Friday 24 April 2009 5:59

Why would you text that

susie1234_5678 0

Friday 24 April 2009 6:06

You talk about things like that face to face. Almost anyone would freak out about that, including me, if my bf ever said that in a text, even though I love him and sometimes think about us being married. Don't take it personally. Also I agree w/ #113, Andy-- don't rely on texts to talk to people.

susie1234_5678 0

Friday 24 April 2009 6:12

...Still, it was still insensitive of himto ask if you were drunk. He should have known there was a possibility that you are not. Maybe that should tell you a bit about what kind of guy he is.