Love: Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe;)." and "Shit... - FML

By random person - 13/11/2011 06:16 - United States

Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe;)." and "Shit wrong person." to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML

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By yeah... - 22/01/2009 22:47 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend who I am still in love with sends me a text message that says "I miss you, baby". It turns out my name comes right after his girlfriend's name on his contact list. FML

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By nolife - 30/08/2012 01:33 - United States - Richmond

Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML

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You deserved it 30 059

By initforthewrongreasons - 18/05/2017 02:00

Today, I texted my exes, not because I missed them, but because I wanted to know how their pets were doing. This holds true for at least 4 relationships. FML

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Doppelganger

By eleonor - 02/12/2008 04:57 - France

Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying, "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as smitten with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML

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You deserved it 45 327

Shortcut

By Anonymous - 14/05/2024 06:00 - United States - Clifton Park

Today, I clicked on a shortcut that I'd made years ago, not remembering what it was. It sent a message to my ex, who I’m in no contact with, which said, “I love you.” FML

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By abbacjt - 16/01/2009 17:51 - United States

Today, I sent my sister a text about how fat I was becoming and looking as disgusting as my ex-husband. When I checked to see if she had received it I saw that I had accidentally sent it to my ex-father in law. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 19:55 - United States

Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML

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Letting you know

By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 21:30 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I felt like letting my ex know just how I felt about all the bullshit he put me through. I dug up his number, typed a long paragraph with lots of pain and emotion, and sent it. The reply was, "No wonder he broke up with you." Thanks, whoever has that number now. FML

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Wrong number

By Lovesickgal - 26/11/2019 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my ex-boyfriend texted me, saying, "I love you." Stupidly, I was very excited and replied, "At last! I still love you", to which he replied, "wrong number sorry, I don't love you." FML

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FreshSalad 1

Sunday 13 November 2011 12:13

I'm sorry but that's pretty pathetic.

dookiedoo 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 12:12

Psycho

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jsturaveragegirl 5

Monday 14 November 2011 1:34

Lol sounds like something I would do if I didn't have a boyfriend. We're not pathetic, they're just jealous of our creativity ;P

theressarina 2

Monday 14 November 2011 1:59

I agree with everyone who said pathetic. Do you not realize he probably assumed you did that on purpose? Let's all hope he read this.

kismentia 10

Monday 14 November 2011 2:18

That probably should read "love life." Lives are surprisingly easy to get, OP. Ask your mom and she'll explain it to you.

dtang 0

Monday 14 November 2011 2:34

Your a little ******* bitch.

sneakymcpothead 0

Monday 14 November 2011 3:31

Idiot he's just gonna think your crazy !! Makes you look pretty damn desperate to me !!

Tdevonner 0

Monday 14 November 2011 3:34

Oooooooldest trick in the book...only good thing is that with me im notorious for sending texts to the wrong person...especially texts like that so my ex would prob believe me lol

hobo09 3

Monday 14 November 2011 3:41

So you want you're boyfriend to think you're a ho bag?

alicia56 0

Monday 14 November 2011 3:49

I do the same lmao (;

amykins164 3

Monday 14 November 2011 3:59

You can always tell when people do that they are lying. Sorry but you just screwed yourself more.

twilightluver347 7

Monday 14 November 2011 4:32

rude loner

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Today, a girl I'd been talking to all night actually wanted to come home with me. Stopped to buy condoms. Got home, clothes came off, took out a condom. "Sorry, I'm allergic to latex". She left in a cab. I'm a 27-year old virgin for another night and now have a box of condoms to remind me. FML

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Today, my girlfriend's mother called her in the bedroom for a serious talk. I overheard them arguing and yelling at each other. It turns out her mother found a condom next to her garbage. We got caught because her cat swallowed the condom and threw it up. FML

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Today, I woke up to my apartment in a state of total disarray. I've been asking my boyfriend to get either get a job, or clean the house. I just had a bunch of dental work taken care of. He doesn't have a job, and doesn't want to find one. I'm tired of trying to raise an already grown man. FML

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Today, my best friend is giving me the silent treatment and has blocked me on Facebook. All because I missed her 30th birthday dinner at The Cheesecake Factory. I’d gotten into a car accident earlier and had to be treated for minor injuries in the ER. FML

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Today, someone at work took my delicate medication out of the fridge to make room for their lunch. Now my medication has expired. FML

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Today, I got my tax return. I was really excited. Turns out the government does take the time to send out a tax return for $1.36. FML

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Today, she did it again. While I was minding my own business reading the paper, she casually walked up to me and slashed my face with her nails, drawing blood and screams of pain. I need to get out of this abusive relationship, but no one will adopt my asshole of a cat. FML

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Today, it's been a few weeks since I last played Skyrim and I had done a lot when I last played it, but when I logged in again, nothing was saved. I definitely saved but yeah no, so 2-3 hours of play is GONE. And I have very bad memory, so I have no clue what I did. FML

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