By MrsRockyHorror - 15/03/2010 08:11 - United States

Today, I seriously considered labelling myself as 'in a relationship' on Facebook, even though I haven't been in one since '92, so I can hide just how desperate I am. FML
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Serene_fml 0

1992? Holy crap, that's almost as long as my age.

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meshell_10 0

Whoa time for eharmony!

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iamchuck 0

You can so that, but desperate always shines through, so it's just going to make you look even more so.

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lostfaithinpppl 19

OP, you care too much about what others think. You should worry about being happy, not appearing happy. By the way, you don't need to be in a relationship to be perfectly happy.

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righttorule 0

WTF - do it op - a lot of people lie on Facebook. But maybe also join a single site or 2 or 10!

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WtFiMdAdDy 0

I always thought facebook was for the older people and myspace for the young people....hmmm.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Kinda the other way around, in my experience. This levels off around 40-45 though because folks older than that generally just now got profiles, so they signed up with facebook.

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Squander 3

Being single isn't really desperate. Lying about being single to hide the fact it's been seventeen years IS desperate.

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amayasoma 19

OP just needs to get out more. Myabe she does spend too much time on Facebook amd a little less time in actually trying to meet someone. If OP actually did care about meeting someone she would actually try.

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KurouTenshi 0

what sucks for you is that you have to get another person to be "in a relationship" with. they have to accept the invite. better start on making a new male account. if you have a pet, make them an account. get in a relationship with them then people will not only be surprised to see you're in a relationship, but you're into some pretty freaky shit too.

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fisheatsbear 6

yeaahhh or they'll think that she just loves her pet way too much, and be one of those chicks that will dump you because her cat hates you...

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KurouTenshi 0

that's happened to me before. the girl told me her dog didn't like me, and that if it doesn't learn to like me, we wouldn't be able to live together. :/

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

It sounds like you are finding this out from experience. Are you saying you're in a relationship with someone just so people like me stop hitting* on you? *implies the use of a 5-year-old Mexican child, a soldering gun, and the promise (lie) to never leave you behind in case there is a mass flooding that we cause in the immediate area.

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Devolver 0

Is The Rocky Horror Picture Show a good movie? Could explain something... Ah well, atleast your situation is not as bad as Susan Boyle, keep positive!

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CallMeHush 0

Rocky Horror is a horrible movie, but one hell of a good time if you don't mind the lines being blurred a little.

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Intellectualist 0

Sacrilage!! Rocky horror is fantastic!

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redbluegreen 40

I liked the movie, but I prefer it live.

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CallMeHush 0

It+should+always+be+viewed+live+or+at+a+theater+and+never+at+home+unless+of+course+you+are+throwing++a+special+party.%0A%0AOh+God+I+miss+those+days%21

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mollypop35 28

It's an interesting journey, that's all I'll say. XD I love it live though

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Veamon 0

get offline and join the real world. are you fat? do you put out?

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