By MrsRockyHorror - 15/03/2010 08:11 - United States

Today, I seriously considered labelling myself as 'in a relationship' on Facebook, even though I haven't been in one since '92, so I can hide just how desperate I am. FML
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Serene_fml 0

1992? Holy crap, that's almost as long as my age.

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meshell_10 0

Whoa time for eharmony!

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Gabbiegummies 4

haha desperate how will that help ur linley situation

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tiza09 0

bahahaha desperado muj, nah u wil find the one some time

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its_my_life123 0

aww, don't worry. things will get better. you'll find someone perfect one of these days :)

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Jim9349 10

Sex. Sex. Find a prostitute, change your gender. Got all stripper, but at least try something, or its your fault.

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Trixies100 0

mAybe you should get a sex change

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erjaguam 0

that's sad. so do you send roses to yourself too?

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arman1717 0

why do u no when the last time u were in a relationship was?

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disgruntledyouth 0

ydi for using facebook

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idkweird 0

Mercy, your comment at #78 says it all. I think it shall be a very sad day if Im single and can't get a guy into bed.

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perdix 29

idkweird and mercy, For a woman to get a man into bed once is not a difficult trick. To make him come back for more can be a challenge. If you don't care that much about repeat business, you should be able to make out like a bandit!

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