Love: Today, I seriously considered labelling myself as 'in a relationship'...

By MrsRockyHorror - 15/03/2010 08:11 - United States

Today, I seriously considered labelling myself as 'in a relationship' on Facebook, even though I haven't been in one since '92, so I can hide just how desperate I am. FML

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By sadlife - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML

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By NoLife - 15/05/2011 18:49 - United States

Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML

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By Noname - 03/02/2009 23:51 - United States

Today, while surfing facebook I noticed someone in my network had recently shifted his relationship status from undeclared to "single." We've been dating exclusively for nine months. FML

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By ashbox233 - 09/11/2010 04:18 - United States

Today, someone reckoned that I would never be in a relationship. So I made up this whole story about some made up guy named 'Nick' and posted stuff on my Facebook and Myspace that I'm dating him. Now all my friends want to meet him. FML

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By Lies - 19/08/2009 02:44 - United States

Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML

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By SadManKillMeNow - 25/05/2019 22:00

Today, after deactivating my Facebook page 4 days ago for stalking reasons - as in me stalking my ex - I reactivated it for approximately 3 minutes to see what his status update was, then deactivated it again. I'm just THAT pathetic. FML

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Nice guy

By sucksatlove - 25/07/2013 23:20 - United States - Sewell

Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2012 21:52 - United States

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML

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By spinster - 16/09/2015 02:10 - United States - Lubbock

Today, as I was creeping on social media, I realized that literally everyone I've ever dated is either happily married, engaged, or in a relationship. My last date was at the beginning of the summer. FML

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By sounfair90 - 27/05/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I felt left out by the fact that all my friends are getting married or have great relationships, and my boyfriend won't commit. I made a Facebook up and pretended to talk with this really cute guy I made up. Today, I found out that my boyfriend is gay when he started hitting on my made-up Facebook guy. FML

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Monday 15 March 2010 16:02

1992? Holy crap, that's almost as long as my age.

meshell_10 0

Monday 15 March 2010 16:07

Whoa time for eharmony!

Comments

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Monday 15 March 2010 18:45

@Mercy - You obviously haven't been to Armenia, have you?

aardvarkish 16

Monday 15 March 2010 18:57

Dude+that%27s+ridiculous.+%0AYou+should+be+enjoying+you%27re+freedom

CallMeHush 0

Monday 15 March 2010 19:20

They+all+dress+like+Dr.+Frankenfurter.

Schazam 0

Monday 15 March 2010 19:20

Get+a+dog

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Monday 15 March 2010 19:23

@Mercy - Take a look at/listen to System of a Down and I guess you'll understand why. @CMH - ... you're right. I'm sorry if I brought back painful memories. Did they ever find your missing third leg?

CallMeHush 0

Monday 15 March 2010 19:50

Yes BSR, it has been reattached. I am now a tripod!

Fminetoo 0

Monday 15 March 2010 20:01

OP, may I suggest www.positivesingles.com? Your bound to find somebody special from that site, even if they come with something extra. : P

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Monday 15 March 2010 20:06

OP, while you're at it why don't you make up an engagement and in a few months post photoshopped wedding photos? Maybe in a year or two you can post about the pitter-patter of tiny little feet. And then a few years after that, you can post about little Jane's first day of Kindergarten. Heck, you could talk about how your fabulous career is taking off, too.

jayde214 0

Monday 15 March 2010 21:18

lol that's hilarious. but rude. I feel bad for the OP

Deelovesu 0

Monday 15 March 2010 20:55

i dnt get it...

ohSNAPyall 26

Monday 15 March 2010 21:00

Don't be that person, OP. Drama, drama. Ask friends to set you up, try a dating website (plentyoffish is free) or if you're really willing to put yourself out there, post on facebook that you're looking to be set up. If you say you're in a relationship after so long of being single, you'll get a lot of attention from people who want pictures or to double date. They'll figure out that you're lying, and then you'd really look desperate.