If you put 'in relationship' you're setup to be looked at as off the market. Seperating yourself EVEN MORE from socializing with something other than a website. So, spice it up...answer some craigslist adds now and then! Perhaps then you'll have a real FMY and someone stalking you.

I'm sorry but this has to be fake.

you know you can just choose to not show that status right?

Do the rubber cadaver bodies on CSI count as dead women? More than a few of those have been better than OK.

Mercy, I'm working on my compendium on the "my wife doesn't understand me" strategy which will rival Clausewitz' "On War" and put lazy, neglectful wives to rout. Here's a quick tip: telling a woman that your wife calls you by your brother's name will get you a *******. If it was during sex, the woman will jump your bones. Go forward with knowledge.

Um, perdix, my brother is only 3-years-old... This just became relevant to my interests...

I doubt anyone will notice she changes her status!

@pendatic I knew I wasn't the only one, Six Feet Under had good bodies also. ~humming Cold Ethyl~

Mercy, not a good sign. The woman will start hitting on your wife, or your mother, but she'll lose all interest in you. That's a bad strategy.

how about you work on your personality and looks?