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By ohshittttttt - 04/04/2009 16:15 - United States

Spicy

Today, I set my AIM status to be the currently-playing file on my iTunes. I've downloaded a lot of porn to my iTunes, and I wanted to watch some. My status changed to "Girl in Latex gets fucked in the ass." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2009 20:21 - Canada

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Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML

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By cardsftw - 16/08/2012 19:50 - United States - Compton

Today, I was so bored that I actually read the iTunes store's terms and conditions. FML

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By MyHeadHurts - 20/01/2012 10:42 - Ireland

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Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML

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By RollieCollieUSA - 30/01/2009 17:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her iTunes was on random. "Rape Me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML

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By WhyAppleWhy - 01/09/2012 23:14 - United States - Sarasota

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Today, I was watching some pretty intense porn on my Macbook. I unplugged the second monitor so I could lie on my bed. Instead of defaulting to the screen, Airplay somehow synced it to the living room TV, where the rest of my family was watching a movie. FML

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By Addison - 25/06/2012 00:28 - Canada - Kingston

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Today, my sister was "sexting" her boyfriend over Apple messages. Since we share an iTunes account the messages appeared on my iPod. Apparently, he shouldn't be silly, and should wrap his willy. FML

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By acnecream - 03/05/2013 13:23 - Finland - Kinnulanlahti

Spicy

Today, I was hitting on a cute girl on the bus. It was going well, and she gave me her name to add on Facebook. Since I didn't have the app, I opened Safari on my phone. It opened to my video from Pornhub I watched yesterday and started playing, on full volume, through the entire bus. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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By sadinthesack - 31/08/2009 18:56 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was making love to my girlfriend and was pretty impressed with myself for lasting through multiple songs. Then I realized her ipod was playing a medley. I only lasted 3 1/2 minutes. FML

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By tbeemcgeebee - 01/08/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, at 2 am on a Saturday, I purposely updated my Facebook status from my iPod so people will see that I posted from a 'mobile device' and think I'm out at a bar having a life, instead of sitting at home on my bed watching movies on my Netflix. FML

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alicemassie 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 23:38

gee, i think thats number one on itunes!

Shigogaboo 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 23:37

Wow...wow

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Guitarist45 0

Monday 13 July 2009 8:27

WTF?!?!

ShavedxIce 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 5:04

OTL At least you caught it. And #39, you can import things into itunes from anywhere, just convert the file into an iPod/iPhone compatible version, if your version of iTunes doesn't do that for you.

zoffix 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 11:40

Lol, the exact same thing happened to me with IRC and Windows Media Player :D Came back to a channel with 200+ people and about 20 different sex-related captions of what I watched :)

greyzero 0

Friday 25 December 2009 9:28

if it makes you feel better, ive seen some guys status on msn state "man ****** by dog hardcore cum rape **** beast xxx"..... i deleted that person off my list...

evilwaffles 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 18:14

LMFAO

gobbledegook 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 4:39

llol #7

lovely023 0

Tuesday 27 April 2010 4:36

lmao; niceee

pinadelahoz 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 4:32

holy crap i cant stopblaughing

cattack 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 13:45

That's amazing xD

dolphin83 0

Monday 25 October 2010 13:33

You're disgusting

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