Sex, Porn and Geek: Today, I set my AIM status to be the currently-playing file on...

By ohshittttttt - 04/04/2009 16:15 - United States

Today, I set my AIM status to be the currently-playing file on my iTunes. I've downloaded a lot of porn to my iTunes, and I wanted to watch some. My status changed to "Girl in Latex gets fucked in the ass." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2009 20:21 - Canada

Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML

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By cardsftw - 16/08/2012 19:50 - United States - Compton

Today, I was so bored that I actually read the iTunes store's terms and conditions. FML

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You deserved it 8 414

By MyHeadHurts - 20/01/2012 10:42 - Ireland

Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML

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By RollieCollieUSA - 30/01/2009 17:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her iTunes was on random. "Rape Me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML

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Now casting

By WhyAppleWhy - 01/09/2012 23:14 - United States - Sarasota

Today, I was watching some pretty intense porn on my Macbook. I unplugged the second monitor so I could lie on my bed. Instead of defaulting to the screen, Airplay somehow synced it to the living room TV, where the rest of my family was watching a movie. FML

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You deserved it 52 861

TMI FML

By Addison - 25/06/2012 00:28 - Canada - Kingston

Today, my sister was "sexting" her boyfriend over Apple messages. Since we share an iTunes account the messages appeared on my iPod. Apparently, he shouldn't be silly, and should wrap his willy. FML

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You deserved it 3 644

By acnecream - 03/05/2013 13:23 - Finland - Kinnulanlahti

Today, I was hitting on a cute girl on the bus. It was going well, and she gave me her name to add on Facebook. Since I didn't have the app, I opened Safari on my phone. It opened to my video from Pornhub I watched yesterday and started playing, on full volume, through the entire bus. FML

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You deserved it 73 834

By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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You deserved it 3 422

By sadinthesack - 31/08/2009 18:56 - United States

Today, I was making love to my girlfriend and was pretty impressed with myself for lasting through multiple songs. Then I realized her ipod was playing a medley. I only lasted 3 1/2 minutes. FML

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You deserved it 10 944

By tbeemcgeebee - 01/08/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, at 2 am on a Saturday, I purposely updated my Facebook status from my iPod so people will see that I posted from a 'mobile device' and think I'm out at a bar having a life, instead of sitting at home on my bed watching movies on my Netflix. FML

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You deserved it 33 661

alicemassie 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 23:38

gee, i think thats number one on itunes!

Shigogaboo 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 23:37

Wow...wow

Comments

NorfolkDude 2

Sunday 5 April 2009 0:00

I believe the reason to keep it on iTunes is so that it can convert into your iPod/iPhone so you can watch it. Either way, that's funny as crap. There's an old saying, "If you don't want someone to know, don't do it."

bosox284 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 0:02

Absolutely hilarious, but YDI either way.

arienh4 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 0:06

Do you have your parents on AIM?

alex_smokin_okin 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 0:24

wtf, iTunes doesn't have **** easily available moron, if it did, I would be on itunes instead of this site, great lie

wallythedolly 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 0:29

#24 you can download stuff from sources other than itunes and put it on your ipod...I have 10 gbs of music and videos on my ipod and only one song was actually bought from the itunes store.

SpunkT 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 0:32

#15, if you're happy that you moderated this one and you wanted it on here, you suck. I really don't get how all these poorly written ones keep getting through. I really don't care how embarrassing your story is if you don't know how to tell it. I mean honestly, is that how you TALK?

amazinggbaby 2

Thursday 18 March 2010 4:50

The point is to get a story out there, not to prove to the world that your an amazing writer, this is the Internet and that's how people talk. Nobody needs to put as much effort into submitting fmls like they were submitting a college paper.