By gettingacat - 17/12/2009 14:32 - United States

Today, I set up a miniature nativity scene in my apartment. Three hours ago, my dog decided it would be a good idea to eat baby Jesus. Two hours ago, the vet laughed and said not to worry because I would 'have him back in time for Christmas'. FML
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CallMeHush 0

In three days he will return to you... where have I read that before?

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flemhead 0

p.s.: OP's dog is awesome!

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soulsfirefly 8

Baaahahahahaha, that's awesome. More humourous FMLs, please!

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Mary_Poppins_fml 0

I thought baby Jesus was supposed to be put in the scene only on Christmas Eve. What was he doing there so early ?

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Poetic_catfish 0

Well I'm a ****, but do you see me FMLing about it? NO.

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twistoffate89 0

Returns in three days, sounds more like an Easter miracle than a Christmas one.

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ashiiya 0

Haha I wish I was able to set up a cute mini nativity ^^ there's nothing wrong with being religious, but there is something wrong with saying something mean about it unless you yourself understand what it's like. Either way, I don't really know if I'd view this as an fml, this was hilarious xDDD

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schwinn11 0

The vet laughed because the dog ate Jesus! I'm laughing cause you set up a miniature nativity scene, what a fag

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PatRme 9

ignorance is bliss for you aint' it?

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bunniex1 11

I would slap u right now if I could.

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