Miscellaneous: Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It...

By Taylor - 15/07/2012 14:42 - United States - Eastchester

Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML

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You deserved it 32 879

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2010 11:04 - Canada

Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 871

You deserved it 47 210

Tree trunks

By AloneAtPerkins - 18/11/2020 13:02 - United States - West Bend

Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML

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You deserved it 356

By ToddesPizza - 20/08/2015 01:00 - United States - Coos Bay

Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 594

You deserved it 11 604

By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 04:26 - United States

Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 994

You deserved it 6 352

By Anonymous - 13/05/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 862

You deserved it 52 300

By hairybetty - 05/01/2010 01:43 - United States

Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 178

You deserved it 8 513

By Anonymous - 22/03/2013 19:15 - Italy - Catanzaro

Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 788

You deserved it 7 710

By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 00:10 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 155

You deserved it 5 988

By bleach - 24/03/2013 05:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 206

You deserved it 13 202

First time

By februarymarchapril - 04/02/2015 03:45 - United States - Austin

Today, I shaved for the first time. My mum gave me a razor and I spent about 20 minutes trying to use it. I gave up, yelling, "FUCK IT!" and put it back on the shelf. It fell, and as it hit the floor, a lid fell off. I'd tried to shave with a sheathed razor for 20 minutes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 663

You deserved it 42 873

lisey517 2

Sunday 15 July 2012 19:13

Get a Schick Quattro for women. Disposable razors are garbage.

insertnameherr 11

Sunday 15 July 2012 19:25

Wow.... that was..... way too much information I was expecting.

Comments

Greenpuppy416 6

Monday 16 July 2012 5:15

Your legs shouldn't be that hairy after 3 weeks...

clairelolz 5

Monday 16 July 2012 5:41

girl just shave your legs more often! ydi

vettle 6

Monday 16 July 2012 7:26

Nair or wax long hair silly.

LizzJizz 16

Monday 16 July 2012 7:31

Buy a NONO from that infomercial XD

bjf10 22

Monday 16 July 2012 7:41

Just stop shaving, problem solved.

Swiko 11

Monday 16 July 2012 7:41

Why the hell are people voting ydi just because she hadn't shaved in 3 weeks? It's a pain in the ass.

Angelastic_fml 18

Monday 16 July 2012 10:54

I voted ydi because she didn't continue to not shave.

doodlecloud 26

Monday 16 July 2012 22:54

I voted you deserve it because she has no clue how to use razors and apparently decided to continue until she butchered both legs instead of calling a female friend or just using google...

AlfishKK 7

Monday 16 July 2012 7:50

What the hell? Girl, I am pretty hairy myself, and it NEVER takes more than one razor, no matter how long it's been. You know you can rinse the hair out, right?

StayClassyLassy 6

Monday 16 July 2012 8:16

Buy a men's razor. Disposables are crap.

fatalwish 6

Monday 16 July 2012 8:53

disposable 1 razor? you ******* deserved it

jenniferunicorn 5

Monday 16 July 2012 9:12

im currently on a huuuuge budget because my mom used 90% of her money to buy a house and the rest is for house furniture (the set we have now is staying with the rest of my family that we live with) so i downgraded a lot of my stuff, like my makeup, school supplies, and everyday necessities. so i turn to my dollar store for some things including razors. and i have only gotten 2 cuts and i have been using them for 4 months now. although i also do buy the shaving cream there too which is also a dollar ..