Miscellaneous: Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It...

By Taylor - 15/07/2012 14:42 - United States - Eastchester

Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2010 11:04 - Canada

Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML

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By AloneAtPerkins - 18/11/2020 13:02 - United States - West Bend

Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML

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By ToddesPizza - 20/08/2015 01:00 - United States - Coos Bay

Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 04:26 - United States

Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML

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By hairybetty - 05/01/2010 01:43 - United States

Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2013 19:15 - Italy - Catanzaro

Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 00:10 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML

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By bleach - 24/03/2013 05:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML

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First time

By februarymarchapril - 04/02/2015 03:45 - United States - Austin

Today, I shaved for the first time. My mum gave me a razor and I spent about 20 minutes trying to use it. I gave up, yelling, "FUCK IT!" and put it back on the shelf. It fell, and as it hit the floor, a lid fell off. I'd tried to shave with a sheathed razor for 20 minutes. FML

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lisey517 2

Sunday 15 July 2012 19:13

Get a Schick Quattro for women. Disposable razors are garbage.

insertnameherr 11

Sunday 15 July 2012 19:25

Wow.... that was..... way too much information I was expecting.

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Rachaelc23 8

Sunday 15 July 2012 22:17

Ever heard of nair?

Calyx_fml 21

Sunday 15 July 2012 22:20

Just wait until the next full moon. It will grow back and cover all the scabs.

lifes_a_b1tch 7

Sunday 15 July 2012 22:23

I use the Venus razor and shaving gel. Shave daily. Razor lasts a month usually, and the only times I've ever cut myself have been because I wasn't paying attention. That said, maybe you should try Veet. Seems like sharp objects are not for you. Just a suggestion :)

deransc 19

Sunday 15 July 2012 22:28

Foul Bachelorette Frog

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 15 July 2012 22:28

Why would you wait so long to shave? I've got a pretty busy schedule and am rarely home half the time but even I manage to keep myself shaved. YDI, that's disgusting.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Sunday 15 July 2012 22:30

It's not disgusting if she showers regularly. Why did she wait so long to shave? Maybe she felt like it. Duh.

keshaforever1 14

Monday 16 July 2012 4:04

If that is disgusting then how come most guys never shave their arms, legs, and pits in their entire lives? Some guys even have huge, monster beards but they aren't considered gross for not shaving. So, please explain how the hair on a girl is magically more dirty than the hair on a guy.

OMGemily 1

Sunday 15 July 2012 22:48

I think you're doing it wrong...

greeneye_fml 12

Sunday 15 July 2012 22:49

Don't use disposable razors for leg shaving. Spend more for 3 or 4 blade ones that last a while. Hell I got three for $5 at Walmart the other day.

TheGITP 0

Sunday 15 July 2012 23:00

Ah this reminds me when I was on holiday I had some leg hair so decided to use one of those disposable razors with one blade try give you for free, I got to the second leg and scrapped a long line of skin off. I still have the scar it left, it's been 2 years already :(

mowmowlife 21

Sunday 15 July 2012 23:00

Foul Bachelorette Frog is so awesome. Why shave at all? No reason. Appeal to gender roles. I don't see any guys around here using razors for anything other than their face. Why wear high heels? Gender roles and for some reason being off balance is attractive. No reason at alllllllllll...