By Anonymous - 31/05/2013 04:28 - United States

Today, I signed a two-year lease on a house. My next-door neighbor said she's in love with me, threatened my girlfriend, and won't stop blasting Taylor Swift. FML
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UsernameAnxiety 14

Taylor Swift... Sounds like a living, lucid nightmare. I feel for you.

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rg350dx 29

I thought it wasn't THAT terrible until I read won't stop blasting Taylor swift. My deepest condolences.

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BlackPhenom 9

Best two years of your life coming up! Hahaha

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mattorama 15

Taylor Swift? YDI, because you should have known she was trouble when you walked in...

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TallMist 32

But a Swift aint one. Oh wait.......

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boshbish 14

That's why before you commit to moving, you ALWAYS try to check out the neighbours first. They can be a literal nightmare. If there's no get out clause I'd recommend documenting incidents, should they persist, and looking into a restraining order.

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LadyNatasha 4

Ah, the 'joy' of bad influences on the young mind... FYL.

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Llama_Face89 33

Honestly I feel like this FML could be the premise of a fairly decent horror film.

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krapula 4

Who the hell signs a 2 year lease?

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CoffeeChickBlows 13

Ikr, my 2-year lease on your mom's pussy ended like 9 months before you were born. There's a silver lining to everything.

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ninjalovin 8

I feel for you OP hearing any one of those three would really scare me. That's why I don't listen to Taylor Swift , I don't have a girlfriend and nobody really loves me.

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4Madden 19

I do't quite get it, everyone? What shitty music is OP supposed to blast in counteraction?

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aarikatexas 12

Taylor swifts music HAS been known to make a great torture device

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