By Anonymous - 31/05/2013 04:28 - United States

Today, I signed a two-year lease on a house. My next-door neighbor said she's in love with me, threatened my girlfriend, and won't stop blasting Taylor Swift. FML
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UsernameAnxiety 14

Taylor Swift... Sounds like a living, lucid nightmare. I feel for you.

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rg350dx 29

I thought it wasn't THAT terrible until I read won't stop blasting Taylor swift. My deepest condolences.

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Lilo4life 26

This is a perfect way to be inventive with the ways to avoid/reject her. Act like a witty ninja and feel flattered.

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Ginja_HaZ 15

If it persist, call the cops...if that doesn't work, Slipknot and Disturbed always have your back. My friend had to deal with this same mess in an apartment complex.

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UsagiArwen 23

This is why you should always attempt to get to know the neighbors before leasing a house. For example, there was a house available next door to us, and the potential buyers came to us and our neighbors to "inquire" about the house. They liked us, ergo they purchased the house.

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pwnman 33

OP, to get her to stop loving you, follow my steps! 1. Blast up "Baby" by Justin Bieber. Or "Hot Problems" by Bailey Productions

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larryb1986 9

That's scarier than a zombie apocalypse

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worldclassrager 39

Taylor swift writes break up songs more like...so it seems like she doesn't want to date you...blast music back or invest in ear plugs...or you could call the cops for a disturbance...

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apocalyptica_fml 9

Start blasting metal, use its awesome abilities to drown out her whiny Taylor Swift, and maybe scare her a bit.

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Lucky7Samson 10

"Today, I signed a two-year lease on a house...my next-door neighbor won't stop blasting Taylor Swift. FML"

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auctiongirl 10

Funny, sounds like my crazy neighbor .

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