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By Dockin - 14/02/2019 15:37 - India

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Today, I slashed my ass open with a shard of glass. How? I was making out with my crush, and threw my glasses on the ground. I forgot about them when we decided to lie down. FML
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missamazinggg 12

Such a pain in the ass.

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zebraface 15

Because throwing your glasses on the ground is just sooo sexy.

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_Schnitzel_ 4

I don't think she's your crush after you make out

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Laylette 21

WHY would you THROW your glasses down?? YDI.

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lucasjames22 8

most glasses don't break into shards like that.

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sharond23 10

I'm having a hard time believing that just throwing your glasses down made them shatter to the extent you would get cut. I'm calling shenanigans on this

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ViviMage 39

I don't care how sexy that looks, my glasses cost me $700 on average!

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Fata Morgana 1029 9

As someone who's worn glasses for twenty-five years, I call bs. You'd have to try really hard to get the lenses to cut you.

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ThrottleJockey 35

Well, there's no reason to be butt hurt over it.

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