By Dockin - 14/02/2019 15:37 - India

Spicy
Today, I slashed my ass open with a shard of glass. How? I was making out with my crush, and threw my glasses on the ground. I forgot about them when we decided to lie down. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 252
You deserved it 38 037

Same thing different taste

Top comments

missamazinggg 12
zebraface 15

Because throwing your glasses on the ground is just sooo sexy.

Comments

I don't think she's your crush after you make out

WHY would you THROW your glasses down?? YDI.

most glasses don't break into shards like that.

I'm having a hard time believing that just throwing your glasses down made them shatter to the extent you would get cut. I'm calling shenanigans on this

ViviMage 39

I don't care how sexy that looks, my glasses cost me $700 on average!

As someone who's worn glasses for twenty-five years, I call bs. You'd have to try really hard to get the lenses to cut you.

Well, there's no reason to be butt hurt over it.