Intimacy: Today, I slashed my ass open with a shard of glass. How? I was...

By Dockin - 14/02/2019 15:37 - India

Today, I slashed my ass open with a shard of glass. How? I was making out with my crush, and threw my glasses on the ground. I forgot about them when we decided to lie down. FML

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By anonymous - 11/01/2015 19:10 - United States - Iowa City

Today, my girlfriend and I were trying something new. I ended up with a shard of glass in my back and a concussion. Don't have sex on a glass table. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2016 15:30 - Canada - Saint John

Today, I fell down the stairs while holding some dirty glasses from my room. I ended up pulling pieces of glass from my body. Meanwhile all my mom cares about is the fact that I broke three of her favorite glasses. FML

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By Penny - 17/10/2021 02:00

Today, I reached for my lip balm while laying in bed in the dark. I accidentally knocked my bedside lamp, and it fell on my hand and shattered. A huge glass fragment impaled my hand. I just got out of surgery. FML

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By Caution - 02/10/2018 22:00

Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML

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By BloodyNoseMcgee - 11/10/2018 15:30

Today, I dropped some glass at my job while putting it on the shelf. A shard bounced off the floor and went up my nose. FML

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By ouch - 26/06/2010 14:23 - Canada

Today, my friend hit a glass with her arm, so I dove to try and catch it before it hit the ground and shattered. I hit my head against the table, giving me a nice gash that needed stitches. The glass was actually plastic. FML

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Hot hot hot

By Anonymous - 03/06/2022 12:00

Today, I'm in hospital. During date night, after sex was over, I reached for my whiskey. I was already so drunk, I accidentally picked up the lit candle which was in a glass roughly the same size as my whiskey glass, and poured melted wax in my mouth, up my nose, and in my eyes. FML

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By caitywebbkid - 11/12/2016 15:56 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was cutting some paper when I accidentally cut a sizeable chunk out of my finger. I went to my car to get my bumbag (I'm a lifeguard) so I could patch it up. I then promptly got a large piece of glass in my foot. FML

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Smashing awakening

By charapos - 06/02/2022 12:00

Today, I woke myself up by slamming my ankle into a glass bottle. FML

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How does that happen?

By Anonymous - 10/04/2023 22:00 - Unites States

Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML

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Wednesday 11 January 2012 22:17

Such a pain in the ass.

zebraface 15

Wednesday 11 January 2012 22:18

Because throwing your glasses on the ground is just sooo sexy.

Comments

Collinscap20 6

Saturday 14 January 2012 5:53

Shut the **** up and stay up in the north you Yankee mother ****** !!!!!

blazehunter 0

Monday 16 January 2012 10:18

Ouch that did hurt alot right? And i m wearing a glass one

Girlsrock4u 0

Monday 16 January 2012 14:36

Thats sooo hilarious!!!

Girlsrock4u 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 14:15

Hahaha thats soooo funny were u having vaginal sex or penis sex

Euronymous93 29

Friday 12 July 2013 9:15

How old are you, 11? Penis sex? WTF? Do you even know what you are talking about?

ThePackage69 3

Friday 20 January 2012 5:45

i feel bad for you but at the same time a just cant stop laughing... sorry

LilT321 0

Saturday 11 February 2012 6:10

Y didn't u put then somewhere else …

WhatIsLuck 6

Monday 12 March 2012 22:39

Aren't glasses expensive and fragile? Why on earth would you throw them on the ground?? And were you really so desperate that you had to lie down on the floor? O_o This is either fake or OP isn't very smart... If it's the latter, I really hope your parents aren't the ones paying for your glasses.