By opposableouch - 27/10/2009 18:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I sliced a deep gash into my thumb while carving up bagels. After putting a plaster on, I returned to my room to relax, where I lit a candle. The flame from my new lighter shot up, and set fire to the plaster on my thumb. Now I have a cut AND several burns. FML
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dspadres 0

We didn't copy your language. You guys brought it with you when you colonized this country. Plaster as we know it is a chemical compound meant to seal holes in walls and such so it can be painted over. I would hope you guys don't put shit like that on your cuts. It can't be good putting whatever the hell is in that stuff in your blood stream.

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leyash 0

Because it's a top brand name for covering wounds. That's why.

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yourkiddingright_fml 0

In the Yiddish language they have a word for someone that is inept or clumsy - Klutz!!!

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Ninjaface 0

Wow, precauterized wounds! Now THAT's convenient!

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log1k 3

lol wow that sucks.. I cut my thumb open cutting bagels last year. I got 8 stitches and lost partial feeling in my left thumb =[

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wellinever 5

Did you bleed on the bagels? Mmm bagels. Well, if you're not going to eat them ... What? Oh, get well soon.

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Aerianna 0

Man you are SO FUNNY! SERIOUSLY, WOW! So damn ORIGINAL! You must be proud :)

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Ashbashcrashed 0

Plaster (UK def.s): Band-Aid Stuff on walls Casts

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JakobKain 0

#55, are you really going to sit there and pretend you have no idea what a homonym is? What about bank? When someone says "I was down by the river bank," does an image of sea otters giving out loans pop into your head?

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ashleyylove3 22

This was already clarified. Go back and read the comments and then think about what you did

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Ninjaface 0

@yourkiddingright Klutz is not from Yiddish (I'm pretty sure). Yiddish has the following two words for such a person: Shlemiel— the one who spills his soup. Shlemazel— the one he spills it on.

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sydefx 0

So you decided to use to the same thumb you cut to light the candle. Unfortunately, you didnt set yourself on fire.

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spanishflirt6509 0

Y does everything have to be about culture and race and hate amongst countries...I'm Puerto Roxanne and I love the British and the Asians and everyone else. Jeez people is this way we're teaching our kids and our families.

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