I'd say either shower at a different time, or it's curtains for you.

Sorry, I heard you sneeze, and well, your number was at the top of my call list. I Just sent the text without thinking... I usually like to call and you know, hear your voice right after use use that power massage head you have on your shower. It isn't like I was looking to hear you or anything but one day you just moaned so loud it just got my attention. Since Mama died it has been so lonely here, and you seem so nice. I thought we were friends, I bring your mail to you everyday, you know it isn't easy waiting around for the mailman so he doesn't lock it in your mailbox. You get a lot of fliers from Victoria Secret and Adam and Eve, more that the girl who lived here before. I miss her, she moved away so quickly, one day she left for work and just never came back, the movers wouldn't even tell me where they were taking her stuff, said something about client privacy. Anyway if you are catching a cold I made some chicken soup, it will be good for you, eat some... I bet it helps you sleep tonight...

That is creepyawesome.

Move.

Why would your "creepy old neighbour" have your cell number??? Fake FML's like these suck.

fake fake fake ydi for giving your creepy neighbour your real phone number!

i agree with #74.... y would he have ur number...?? it sounds like this is a FAKE fml to me.!

lucky, my creepy old neighbor doesn't know how to text. He has to call me...

ydi for giving him your numberr

Why does your creepy neighbor even have your number? YDI