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By SierraDiaz2097 - 23/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Vardaman

Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 632
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DocBastard 38

"Shut up" is one of those phrases that people who respect each other shouldn't say. My wife and I haven't said that in over 15 years. We prefer "**** you, asshole."

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Bubbelz 25

Next time sneeze silently, in his face.

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graphicstyle7 17

Not acceptable. Either make it clear you don't need that kind of rudeness and stay in the relationship, or decide you don't need that boyfriend in your life to be happy.

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IIFenix 3

"some people's children" it's a quote basically saying that he was not raised properly....

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Jac_d_ipper 10

Shut the **** up........ hang on! Shut the **** up please....

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Jemm_fml 29

Damn, this comment section is almost in as much of a mess as your relationship, OP.

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Enslaved 36

**** that! Sneezing is 1/3 of an ******! Bring me some black pepper. :P

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MorganBrown 8

So, when he farts, tell him to shut up(:

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Omniprism 14

I would ask him what his problem is and depending on the answer dump his ass.

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