As a cat owner, it was lovely to read this. I've managed to train my cat almost as much as one would train a dog. My cat knows how to come on command, sit, stay, stand, beg, lay down, and even play hide and seek. She has never once injured me by clawing or biting me. Cats are capable of learning if trained right, and trained young. I could say the same about dogs biting legs and peeing on carpets. But does that conclude that dogs are more intelligent than their owners? No.

Even if you don't feed them, they find some way to stay alive and even multiply. It's this godlike ability that makes humans hope to remain in their favor. Cats are the master, indeed...

#18 - your cat has you fooled! I would imagine its cooperativeness is just a ruse to keep you thinking you're safe while it plots your downfall. I love cats by the way, I'm just also very aware that they do nothing for us, only for themselves.

18 trains cats and doesn't understand humor... Guys, I think it's an alien O.O

You love assholes. Hmm! Good to know. ;)

Better yet is that they have no idea, nor the care, to even realize that we take the time to even consider them as such. "Oh, you think I'm evil? How cute. I didn't even know you existed, and I affected you so much. Anyways..."