By melmel - 05/05/2014 05:07 - United States - Cumming

Today, I spent an hour explaining to a college student how you could have a baby and not be married. He still doesn't get it. FML
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kinky44 28

Everyone knows genitals don't work until you get a marriage license and the state activates them.

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PickledSweets 22

Oh, how I fear for the future of America.

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Cookiee04 15

When I was little I used to think people only had babies when they got married

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JazNim17 18

I did too....it really threw me for a loop when a girl in our community got pregnant at 16 (I was 5). I remember freaking out about it.

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sabine123_fml 5

She will get it when her tummy grows bigger

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snippit 18

He needs to be sterilised! Poor bugger lol

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Red State sex ed strikes again.

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tuffykat 8

No he got it..its just not on his moral radar to do that - that is why he kept saying he didnt understand you. What you did not get that he was putting you down for allowing children outside of marriage, ydi! Guess only the college educated get his pov and humor!

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Shade1982 20

Hi, and welcome to the 21st century...

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bosox29 14

Were you the guy OP was talking to? If not than you have no idea what he was thinking but thanks for trying asshole!

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babeababe 16

Are you sure he wasn't just messing with you? Haha!

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Setareh23 34

Exactly! I have the feeling he was just being a total smart-ass.

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darkfireflame 15

Sex Ed in America ladies and gentlemen.

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