Love: Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped...

By nitwit - 08/09/2009 12:29 - Greece

Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 313

You deserved it 79 349

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By Shadowfigure23 - 10/07/2009 22:28 - United States

Today, I spent most of my morning comforting the guy I love because his fiancée dumped him for some other guy. He continuously told me I had no clue that kind of pain he was in. He dumped me three years ago for the girl that just left him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 509

You deserved it 9 836

By Renderfist - 06/07/2017 18:30

Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 839

You deserved it 1 874

By oink401 - 05/11/2011 15:40 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 969

You deserved it 4 373

Time to bail

By Anonymous - 13/03/2021 02:01

Today, I spent several hours consoling my crying girlfriend. Why was she crying? She had been told to stop 'leading on' a guy at work who has a crush on her. Worse yet, she has a crush on him, thus the crying. Worse still, this isn't the first time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 032

You deserved it 635

By dumped - 27/10/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 848

You deserved it 2 800

Keep your enemies closer

By Anonymous - 11/12/2020 19:58 - Canada - Markham

Today, the night before an exam, I found out my boyfriend of one and a half years was cheating on me with a girl who has the same name as me. Not only that, I ended up consoling her for hours as she cried over him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 951

You deserved it 225

By yee-whore - 18/10/2014 18:44 - United States - Waterbury

Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 325

You deserved it 3 792

Makes sense

By lovegame - 28/06/2014 15:48 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 025

You deserved it 26 941

By Brad - 08/03/2009 05:33 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 157 381

You deserved it 7 535

By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 053

You deserved it 2 876

Anonanimal 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 20:04

why? you shoulda just dumped her yourself!

ande92tt 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 20:05

You're an idiot!

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Biohazard808 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 2:02

DUDE!.....oh man you totally deserved it. You should have broken up with her too.

fuqmiazwhtelse 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 16:46

okay well all I say is YDI.. cause seriously I'm a nice guy and I've been cheated on and well trust me it would work better to tell her to F**k off

tudor_fml 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 20:17

YDI for being a pussy..

_iheart 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 22:08

aw you sound like such a nice person- u deserve much better than her.

boricua_4life407 5

Tuesday 19 January 2010 5:02

You shoulda left her ass for good! You deserve better!

Bbaker789 0

Saturday 8 May 2010 2:59

grow a sack and put on some pants u pussy

vinay_10 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 8:53

hfgd

truwrestler 0

Tuesday 8 June 2010 15:34

fricken dumbass I woulda dropped her real quick **** all that mushy shit she just cheated on you. once a cheater always a cheater.

cellerbeck 4

Monday 21 June 2010 8:38

and you should dump that bitch too!

makis_fml 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 21:43

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Today, I ran into my ex at the mall. He’s married, with a 2 year-old. Three years ago he ended our 6-year relationship because he said he didn’t believe in marriage and kids. Sorry for not being good enough to achieve those things with. FML

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You deserved it 224

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try the ice cubes in the vagina thing we'd read about. He kept sticking one in after another and they got stuck. My vagina had a brain freeze for a half an hour. FML

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Today, my rabidly pro-life friend has been touting off about, “My body, my choice” because of the proposed vaccine mandates. When I reminded her that she’s always been against women making choices about their bodies, she screamed I was a murdering, commie bitch. Thanks, friend. FML

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Today, I woke up early and went into the kitchen to get a Monster, and my dad was getting head from his girlfriend with no pants on. FML

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You deserved it 213

Today, our power went out due to some severe storms. My daughter, who is 18, asked me why the lights on the car still worked. FML

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You deserved it 9 708

Today, I saw my sister’s husband kissing another woman in a restaurant. I lost it, flipped their table, and got the cops called on all of us. Turns out they’re poly and she’s their third. Or she was going to be. My sister is now mad at me for “scaring her off”. My bad. FML

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You deserved it 1 222

Today, I found out my 11 year-old's best friend, who is two months older than her, is also her sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 243

You deserved it 142

Today, I got a fancy new bra made of organic cotton. Or, well, the outside of it is. The inside, which actually touches my skin, is made of 100% polyester. FML

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You deserved it 173

Same thing different taste

Time to bail

Keep your enemies closer

Makes sense

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