Love: Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped...

By nitwit - 08/09/2009 12:29 - Greece

Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 313

You deserved it 79 349

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By Shadowfigure23 - 10/07/2009 22:28 - United States

Today, I spent most of my morning comforting the guy I love because his fiancée dumped him for some other guy. He continuously told me I had no clue that kind of pain he was in. He dumped me three years ago for the girl that just left him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 509

You deserved it 9 836

By Renderfist - 06/07/2017 18:30

Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 839

You deserved it 1 874

By oink401 - 05/11/2011 15:40 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 969

You deserved it 4 373

Time to bail

By Anonymous - 13/03/2021 02:01

Today, I spent several hours consoling my crying girlfriend. Why was she crying? She had been told to stop 'leading on' a guy at work who has a crush on her. Worse yet, she has a crush on him, thus the crying. Worse still, this isn't the first time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 032

You deserved it 635

By dumped - 27/10/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 848

You deserved it 2 800

Keep your enemies closer

By Anonymous - 11/12/2020 19:58 - Canada - Markham

Today, the night before an exam, I found out my boyfriend of one and a half years was cheating on me with a girl who has the same name as me. Not only that, I ended up consoling her for hours as she cried over him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 951

You deserved it 225

By yee-whore - 18/10/2014 18:44 - United States - Waterbury

Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 325

You deserved it 3 792

Makes sense

By lovegame - 28/06/2014 15:48 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 025

You deserved it 26 941

By Brad - 08/03/2009 05:33 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 157 381

You deserved it 7 535

By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 053

You deserved it 2 876

Anonanimal 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 20:04

why? you shoulda just dumped her yourself!

ande92tt 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 20:05

You're an idiot!

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thirteenishell 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 1:42

aw, poor you ur sweet <3

tray_say 0

Friday 25 March 2011 2:15

Haha what ever!!

nativebell 0

Monday 2 August 2010 8:11

you must love her quite some bit to want to stay with her. good luck

animebishieluver 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 1:09

... Doormat.

kvaiud1 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 2:19

PUSSY!!! dump ur ass!

Doclight_fml 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 3:46

You are dumb. I would have **** punted her and walked away.

osirisfrost 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 8:39

grow some ****** balls, man

NObeeS 7

Friday 24 September 2010 17:53

lol after all of that you should of dumped her and left LOL

GirlyTomBoy 0

Friday 29 October 2010 18:36

shoulda told her "karmas a bitch" and then slammed ur door in her face =P

alicec123 0

Monday 10 January 2011 21:19

FYL. SHE deserved it.

salexh1995 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 18:21

WTF...... grow a sack and dump the cheating bitch

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Today, my husband left me for the whore he cheated on me with four years ago. I forgave him and took him back then. I guess I deserved this for being stupid and trusting him once again. FML

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Same thing different taste

Time to bail

Keep your enemies closer

Makes sense

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