By stupidtoothpick2 - 16/08/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, I spent hours trying to get a piece of food out of my two front teeth. I didn't have anything I could use, until I went out to dinner and got a toothpick. I finally got the food out of teeth. The toothpick broke. Now the tip of the toothpick is stuck in my teeth. FML
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Missythevampire 0

How to take care of your mouth: 1. brush your teeth daily 2. floss daily 3. rinse with mouthwash This isn't an FML.

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dzidziaud 5

if you have long hair, you can use it as floss in desperate situations like these :]

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DUD_fml 0

yes, **** your life because there's a toothpick stuck in your teeth.

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Yyz 0

I have actually done this. Didn't post about it on FML.

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netdude 0

dude, don't use toothpicks... I used to, they make gaps so large over time and stuff... just brush like nuts whenever you eat (i recently picked up this incessant habbit)... invest the money in 1 good item, a sweet toothbrush... and it'll be an investment that will pay back in dividends.

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Tangere 0

There's a product to help those people like you who struggle with normal, everyday activities. It's called a Snuggie

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MagicMeds 0

SO MUCH WIN! If only you'd come here sooner we could avoid all of these lame floss comments! Also We REALLY need a "Who cares?" button!

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