By stupidtoothpick2 - 16/08/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, I spent hours trying to get a piece of food out of my two front teeth. I didn't have anything I could use, until I went out to dinner and got a toothpick. I finally got the food out of teeth. The toothpick broke. Now the tip of the toothpick is stuck in my teeth. FML
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BeforeTheStorm 0

I floss and still get stuff stuck in my teeth guysss.

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Arcran5 0

Wow, y'know, I cried for you. No one cares about your toothpick. I I wrote FMLs about my suicidal depression, they were rejected, but this shit gets on? ****'s sack.

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starberries 0

They got rejected because this site is for laughs. You really don't want people laughing about your suicidal depression. You need to talk to someone, or at the very least you should find a depression support group online and write about it there.

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kei1108 13

I was about to write the same thing. You can get help.

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Csar 0

This is not FML worthy material. See me after class.

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mrbassman1895 0

So you didn't have a tooth brush or floss?

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Aimskool 10

thats why they make a toothpick with two ends to use.

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