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By Hue - 07/07/2015 20:43 - United States

Today, I spent more time driving to my vacation spot than actually vacationing. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2019 16:01

Today, I drove an hour to work, did nothing for 8 hours, drove an hour back, and then studied for 4 hours. This has been happening for weeks. FML

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By not_relaxed - 25/10/2010 04:22 - United States

Today, I returned from vacation. Because of rain, I spent 3 days sitting in a hotel room, watching a TV with bad reception. I'm now less relaxed that if I'd have just stayed home, because that wouldn't have cost me $500, and my TV has more than 15 channels. So much for my first vacation in 5 years. FML

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By anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:13 - United States

Today, I spent six hours driving between two airports to try and catch my flight. Two trailer accidents, two construction zones, three detours, and one police escort later, the airline wouldn't let me on the plane. FML

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By shanson - 07/11/2016 14:06 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my mother lectured me for not spending enough time with her. We literally just got back from a 10 day vacation together. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I'm on a road trip with my wife and in-laws. After 8 hours of driving we stopped at a hotel to rest overnight. I was elected to go to the grocery store to get dinner. While I was gone, they ate at a restaurant without me. I spent $80 on groceries for the trash can. FML

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By Monica - 02/07/2022 16:00

Today, I was looking forward to languishing on the beach for a few days of a “much needed vacation” when I literally got called back into work on my way to the beach. FML

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By abutorac951 - 16/03/2020 16:48

Today, I had to drive over an hour away to buy toilet paper. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2018 13:30

Today, I have a busy week scheduled at work, so I took my file home to smash out some reports. Naturally I did not do any work at home and then I also forgot to take the file back to work the next day. Instead of saving time, I wasted an hour driving home to collect it. FML

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By jfjfjdh - 10/05/2024 11:00 - United States

Today, my friend and I got back from a vacation, for which we both took time off work and coordinated. He didn’t want to do anything besides stay in the cabin and play video games. We went on a half-mile walk and that's about it. FML

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By shilpajayseanfan - 24/02/2009 13:43 - Canada

Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school. FML

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QuaDECH 13

Wednesday 8 July 2015 7:02

Either super long drive or super short vacation. Either way your life sucks.

js_0508 9

Wednesday 8 July 2015 7:05

A nice long drive can never hurt :) just enjoy your surroundings and make it fun. I love roadtrips

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gosh_mate 30

Wednesday 8 July 2015 7:49

I hope the destination was worth it!! Roadtrips can be great too, relax and take in the scenery. :)

MrThump 16

Wednesday 8 July 2015 9:14

**** yeah! Go the road trip!

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 8 July 2015 7:52

Plan a longer vacation? Or take a different form of transportation...

AyeJay101 25

Wednesday 8 July 2015 9:58

Ever heard that the fun is in the journey and not the destination. Unless it's a theme park... Then it's up for negotiations :)

hoosiergirl94 31

Wednesday 8 July 2015 10:30

Plan this shit out!!!!

AngrySailor 17

Wednesday 8 July 2015 11:38

I like to touch myself while watching Sailor Moon, hence my name. I love FML, and its staff! This is a great FML. Do you like my mustache? I grew it to look like the guy from the Village People!

AngrySailor 17

Wednesday 8 July 2015 11:43

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Wednesday 8 July 2015 11:45

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Tournesol143 28

Wednesday 8 July 2015 11:48

When getting there is more troublesome being there is more vivid. Of course, the above presumes that your destination is remote for a reason (e.g. exotic and/or pristine!) and not someplace like Hackensack, NJ!

BlaqMontana 16

Wednesday 8 July 2015 12:21

Just pretend you were having a road trip

DrummerWS 23

Wednesday 8 July 2015 12:27

Should've picked somewhere closer guy

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Today, it was dad’s funeral and I intended to speak but I was crying so much I couldn’t finish and mom had to help me back to my seat. Unfortunately, most of our family are arseholes and I could hear someone saying, “Disgraceful, shaming his dad like that.” It was the worst day of my entire life. FML

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Today, I ended things with the love of my life. I kept my composure the entire conversation, and was even fine when I got home. It wasn't until I was showering at night and found one of his hairs in my butt crack that I lost it. FML

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Today, I drove to my college campus for my 8 a.m. class, parked, walked the mile and a half to my classroom, just to find out class had been cancelled. The prof didn't send an email because she couldn't remember her password. I paid $1200 to be taught by this woman, who has a doctorate. FML

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Today, I had a big final project due for class. None of my project partners would help me yesterday, because they were convinced we'd have a snow day. Unfortunately, we didn't have a snow day, and we failed. FML

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Today, my period came two days late. After fretting for two days, my body made it up to me by sticking three days of symptoms in one day. I needed Tylenol, Ibuprofen, Scotch, and cuddles before I got any relief. FML

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Today, I realised just how skewed my reality is when I was pleasantly surprised that teenagers threw eggs at my windows. They usually throw rocks. FML

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