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I hope she doesn't expect to get paid for it.
White people problems
hope you didn't pay her at least
Were you talking to Carmela Soprano?
Easy fix, get a new cleaning lady.
Hey guys, OP here! I'm, of course, really surprised this got published! Had to make an account to comment though. Okay, let's clear things up and talk about genital infections some more! First of all: I'm an 18 year old girl who still lives at home, so it's not exactly my place to tell our maid what to do or to fire her, and it's my parents who've hired her. To all the people telling my I should clean myself: I do, actually! I clean my own room and I vacuum our house daily because of our cat. Our maid (who is not Spanish, but Dutch. Nice try, Consuela.) cleans the rest of the house once a week. Both my parents work full time, I have to study a lot and have job of my own too two days a week. We simply don't have enough time. Right now I'm on my holidays, and my exams start next Monday. The rest of my family was out of the house but I'd stayed home to study- which I didn't got to do in the end. I came into the kitchen to make myself breakfast so it started off as small talk, but quickly evolved into something more intense. I don't even fully know how we got on all of the topics, but at least now I know how to clean baby penises, where I can earn 10 dollars an hour by catching and killing ducks, where I can get the best treatment against fear for dentists, why her husbands upbringing sucks and has made her son lazy, how two Rottweilers murdered Trixie the little sheepdog, why it's so important to give your children proper education on money issues, why I shouldn't go to soccer competitions and why you can't trust doctors. As you do. I knew during the conversation that it wasn't exactly normal what was happening- but I also felt like she really needed someome to talk to. She seems lonely and from what I've heard from her husband he doesn't seem to help either. I was too nice (or too silent) to tell her I really needed to get going. People walk over me quite easily- I know it's not a good habit, but since I'm the only one getting hurt, it can't be that bad, right? The Greatest Happiness Principle, and all that. As she was talking about her dog, who's been dead for over two years, she started tearing up. I had no clue what to do and muttered something along the lines of "you know, pets are like kids, right?". She quickly agreed and started crying, I awkwardly gave her a hug, then she checked the time and it turned out her shift was over. She left, but called thay afternoon to make a new appointment for the next day, so she did get payed for doing her job, just at another time. (And I went to the library to study.) Also, if I pass my exams I graduate in a few weeks and I'll be spending the next year traveling through New Zealand before heading off to university. So no more two hour talks :) I hope this clears things up!
Hope you didn't pay her
My parents weren't all too happy but that was mainly because I lost some precious study time by talking to her- she's a really nice lady and we're not going to fire her whatsoever. She just needed someone to talk to, and though I can't exactly say I enjoyed the conversation, I'm glad she had someone to vent to. Besides, she did apologize later on, so it's all good!
Manny Pacquiao's mom is your cleaning lady?!
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It was really nice for you to listen. Sometimes people just need to get words off their chest.
At least you were nice enough to listen!