By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, I spotted my girlfriend in a store. She didn't notice me, so I went behind her, put my hands over her eyes, and said "Guess who." I got an elbow to the groin and mace to the face. While I was rolling on the ground in pain, she simply said, "Serves you right" and walked away. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 374
You deserved it 22 632

Same thing different taste

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I wonder if she knows you're her boyfriend

*Her lawyer pops out of nowhere* "Anything my client says in the next 72 hours is not legally binding."

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iMagzzzy 0

You let that bitch carry mace?

Miranday 0
gondor17 0

at least she can handle herself

isaac713 0

i do tht all the time in school but after readin this ima stop 0.0

ArsenalFan12 0

so the entire time she didn't recognize you? sounds like you have a bigger problem. FYL

MrWhiteGluz 1

what a bitch. I think it's time for the break up txt.....

Phranq 0

Serves you right, I suppose.

I agree with this. Feminism cannot be used to support what she did, it does the opposite

You deserved the elbow to the groin. If you sneak up on people and even grab them, they sometimes get startled and react violently. You should've seen something like that coming. The mace and her reaction to recognizing you were pretty unreasonable, though.