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By dumbass - 06/09/2012 06:46 - United States

Today, I sprained my ankle trying to prove that I can walk in high heels. FML

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By klutz - 27/02/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I went out wearing the highest heels I had, but was nervous about falling because I'm such a klutz. I got through the night without any injuries, so I changed into the sneakers I had brought with me to walk home. I tripped right outside my house in my sneakers and broke my ankle. FML

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By ???? - 25/01/2012 06:32 - United States

Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML

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By IvyBlackeyes - 29/08/2018 01:30

Today, I sprained my ankle at dance class. No, I wasn't dancing when I did it. I was trying to step off from a small mat so I could go home. FML

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By Slipperywhenwet - 20/01/2017 10:00

Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2012 20:17 - United States - Fresno

Today, I twisted my ankle during a round of golf, after trying to do a fancy jumping high five. FML

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By snidpea - 31/01/2010 17:07 - France

Today, I sprained my ankle while playing soccer. I still have to walk home. In the rain. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 06:02 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, my legs were really sore from working out yesterday, so it hurt going down the stairs at work. To avoid the pain, l ignored how stupid I looked and limped down the staircase. When I finally got to the bottom, I hopped off the last step. And twisted my ankle. FML

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By chinchilla4404 - 02/08/2011 14:17 - United States

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

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Slipping up

By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 23:28 - United States

Today, I slipped and sprained my ankle while shopping for a present for my husband, who later came home and tripped over my elevated leg, hurting my ankle again. Now I have an excruciating sprain, and a spouse who's furious at me because, I "shouldn't have tried to surprise him." FML

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By jjcod - 31/05/2014 09:13 - United Kingdom - London

Today, freshly dumped and at a bar, I focussed my attention on trying to stand in such a way that I looked like an attractive, alluring, confident person. Apparently I forgot how to successfully stand upright and sprained my ankle. FML

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coolboy675 16

Thursday 6 September 2012 16:09

I think that's a sign to get off your high horse

TheDragonWarrior 5

Thursday 6 September 2012 16:10

Not so high and mighty now are you?

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elemke123 0

Thursday 6 September 2012 17:46

Well you aren't the only one!

lulunessly 3

Thursday 6 September 2012 17:58

you should start off in wedges, much easier to walk in for beginners :)

perdix 29

Thursday 6 September 2012 18:17

Your hypothesis is not supported by the data. You ought to stick with geometry because when your proofs fail, you don't end up in the hospital.

vbmg152 18

Thursday 6 September 2012 18:45

Perfect user name, I agree!

WannaBAsian 0

Thursday 6 September 2012 18:52

Noob

redbandit9877 12

Thursday 6 September 2012 18:57

Don't worry; high heels aren't for everyone, I prefer hover boots.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Thursday 6 September 2012 19:11

Why would it be better if she was a guy?

THE_A_TEEN 27

Thursday 6 September 2012 19:15

That was for #27.

maticha_fml 3

Thursday 6 September 2012 19:42

I can run in high heels!

SmilelikeNiallH 8

Friday 7 September 2012 8:31

Well aren't you something else!!! I don't wanna sound like a bitch, but you could be used to heels, I don't know, but OP is clearly not

carminecris89 13

Friday 7 September 2012 12:11

-59 So can I!

antmifsud 0

Thursday 6 September 2012 20:34

I guess you can't walk in them then.

Pikachu17 13

Thursday 6 September 2012 21:43

High heels are retarded

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