By poseidon5213 - 17/05/2012 22:02 - United States - Inglewood

Today, I started my job as one of those sign spinners. About an hour later, some people drove up, yelled, "Bitch, get off my corner," and threw water balloons at me. My boss made me keep working in the soaking wet outfit. FML
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easyprey 8

If you spin the sign fast enough maybe it would of dried you off

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WCARlover 34

Those prostitutes are defensive of their corners!

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luckyd880 12

Don't piss off the hookers!

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luckyd880 12

Btw those "water balloons" were condoms.

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yahoowizard 16

Yup. Used condoms. And the stuff in the balloons? Not water.

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jasmine1259 2

If she was a pro like me she'd have five corners and wouldn't mind sharing.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Yup. Otherwise know as a "revolving door"

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OkitaCockroach 19

At least they didn't assume you were the one for sale :o)

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AugustBurnsToast 14

Next time be prepared to use the sign as a shield.

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aileen15 15

lmfaooo I just pictured that i do agree with u plus that would b frekin hilarious dodgin stuff all day and gettin paid for tht hahaha

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chemchic 7

eeeesh your language is... just plain terrible.

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SnowFlakeInAK 7

My eyes bled after attempting to read that!

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aileen15 15

aw thanks I love how ppl love to insult other people to make them feel better and a badass I hope u two both feel better about urselves :) I love makin people happy :)

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UrCapsLockOn 12

i bet u looked hot in ur yet clothes thats why he left u there ;)

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kaymi 17

How do we know what your advertising for if your spinning the sign? Never got that. It also made me think of an episode of 1000 ways to die when the guy sliced his throat doing that while challenging the dude across the street.

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kaymi 17

It was a typo dude. I was typing too fast. Kick a boulder.

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Levvy 22

TYPE FASTER! TYPE FASTER! The velociraptors are closing in! In the name of all that is holy and human, type faster!

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kandi_kid69 15

Get off the hoes corner then, OP.

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martinv19 6

You should have used the sign as a shield!!

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malters 9

I thought that hookers could "work" with anyone

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