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By poseidon5213 - 17/05/2012 22:02 - United States - Inglewood

Today, I started my job as one of those sign spinners. About an hour later, some people drove up, yelled, "Bitch, get off my corner," and threw water balloons at me. My boss made me keep working in the soaking wet outfit. FML

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Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML

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By Tey - 22/12/2011 00:07 - United States

Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML

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Today, being so desperate for money, I accepted a job in which I get shot at with paintballs for 6 hours. FML

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By peachesthepigeon - 19/01/2011 18:54 - United States

Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML

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By embarrassed - 20/12/2010 14:51 - United States

Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML

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By bbbbb - 14/10/2012 05:29 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I slipped on a crayon a little girl threw on the floor, causing me to drop the tray of water I was carrying, making me spill it all over her. After getting cussed out by her mom, I was fired for making a customer unhappy. FML

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easyprey 8

Friday 18 May 2012 9:18

If you spin the sign fast enough maybe it would of dried you off

WCARlover 34

Friday 18 May 2012 9:21

Those prostitutes are defensive of their corners!

Comments

linkinpark98 23

Friday 18 May 2012 11:24

"BITCH, IT AIN'T YO MONEY!"

Ruffclue 9

Friday 18 May 2012 11:28

Price is right.

hecallsmedarlin 7

Friday 18 May 2012 11:33

Not only does that suck, but what a dick move on your boss's part. Really. Your first day, could of gave you a break.... Must suck knowing you're stuck with a douch for a boss now. I realize you just started, but sounds like it might be time to look for something better!

ICastillo 24

Friday 18 May 2012 17:49

Ya I agree you should of just said **** it and left

BlackBlazeCobra 16

Friday 18 May 2012 11:54

At least the water will keep you cool?

groupleader 7

Friday 18 May 2012 12:02

Well, Bitch...did you move on down the road? You were owned.

hecallsmedarlin 7

Friday 18 May 2012 16:04

^if you were trying to be funny, you seriously failed...horribly. That may be one of the most retarded attempts I've ever heard, congratulations.

Devin91 20

Friday 18 May 2012 12:12

Bitch, get off her corner.

Ugi 26

Friday 18 May 2012 12:49

You're sure it was _water_ in those balloons? FYL

michaeljcaboose 7

Friday 18 May 2012 20:12

You sure they were balloons?

Teabubbles 8

Saturday 19 May 2012 17:26

i hope those were balloons and not breast implants.....

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Monday 21 May 2012 16:35

One woman had fake breast implants (almost ballons) and went on a plane. There were air bubbles in them, and when they got too high, they exploded, killing her. I love 1000 ways to die.