Miscellaneous: Today, I started my research project on horror stories and people's...

By Anonymous - 24/03/2012 22:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I started my research project on horror stories and people's fascination with them. I did some research and wound up reading H.P. Lovecraft. On the upside, I can now pee more easily. On the downside, it's likely to be in my pants. FML

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Today, my professor tried to scare the hiccups out of me. Some pee came out instead. FML

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Today, I pissed my pants in fear for the first time. Was I at a spooky haunted house? Nope, I turned a corner and got startled by a parked car. FML

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By s3xygrandpa - 06/11/2013 19:09 - United States - Palm Harbor

Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2013 11:29 - United States - Charlottesville

Today, my teacher read my story about a haunted house for a class assignment. She liked it very much and turned it in to the office to be sent into a state writing competition. An hour later, I was called to the office where the guidance counselor called my work "disturbing" and said I "need help". FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2015 15:47 - United States - Cabot

Today, I started my new job at a haunted house. I figured I'd change clothes when I got home, since my bloody shirt and zombie makeup were blatantly just an outfit. I barely made it 10 minutes before I was pinned to the ground at gunpoint, cuffed, and needing new underwear. FML

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By Si123 - 15/08/2020 08:01

Today, after a long day at work, I was ready to wind down for the night. I sat on my bed and turned towards a fluttering on my left. I saw the biggest daddy-longlegs inches from my face, jumped in the other direction, forgetting there was a wall, and hit my head on it. I'm now officially wide awake. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2020 17:01

Today, I woke up at night to go to the toilet. My Dad was doing his thing with the toilet door wide open. I saw, screamed at the top of my lungs and peed my pants in horror. Now my throat hurts and I'm too embarrassed to look at him. FML

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By TooQuick - 27/04/2016 12:19 - Mozambique - Maputo

Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML

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By Hot Pants - 01/12/2011 17:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I went into hospital and was being treated by a really cute doctor. Not knowing that I was going to end up here, I put on novelty underwear this morning. Well, at least he found the little green glow-in-the-dark skulls amusing. FML

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Sunday 25 March 2012 3:33

Well thank you 16 for replying instead of just pressing thumbs down.

TheRealBrianGrif 7

Sunday 25 March 2012 3:22

Was it a story about meg?

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ZooMzy 9

Sunday 25 March 2012 4:34

Seems like a reasonable trade off

perdix 29

Sunday 25 March 2012 4:48

Read H. P. Lovecraft stories on the toilet. Peeing problem solved. (Hemorrhoid problem started.)

br0ccoli 14

Sunday 25 March 2012 4:56

Hahahaha I like the way you think. I love efficiency. Get your prep h handy, kids.

br0ccoli 14

Sunday 25 March 2012 4:50

Don't research too much, or knowing will be your downfall and you'll go crazy. Sounds like the theme from the Village or a cult. Hm. Wear diapers tonight! Lol jk. Seriously, guy, they're just stories. Unless,... he knows something we don't. In that case, we're all ******, totally ******. I wouldn't be surprised if he was visited by the beings that he wrote about.

MsMeiriona 2

Sunday 25 March 2012 6:58

Well, there are those... But that is purely fiction.

chels1994 11

Sunday 25 March 2012 5:07

But hey, now you can be considered a primary source (:

kuges 0

Monday 26 March 2012 5:38

chels1994 11

Monday 26 March 2012 21:11

Heyy lol

br0ccoli 14

Sunday 25 March 2012 6:02

He'd be mad at you for spelling his name wrong.

kerr888 0

Sunday 25 March 2012 6:22

You didn't pee easily before?

wiredream 0

Sunday 25 March 2012 6:27

read Stephen King bro you won't sleep for some time, but after 5 or 10 books, you're bulletproof

kerr888 0

Sunday 25 March 2012 6:36

Very true...

bunniex1 11

Sunday 25 March 2012 7:45

I read stephen king all the time, their not scary just creepy u guys are sissys if u have trouble falling asleep to Stephen king

MsMeiriona 2

Sunday 25 March 2012 6:55

Lovecraft was a world class jerk who hated just about everyone and everything. It's actually really interesting looking at his writing and thinking about the kind of mind that created it.