Intimacy: Today, I started undressing in front of my boyfriend. He politely... - FML

By lalala - 22/12/2011 17:26 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I started undressing in front of my boyfriend. He politely said, "Excuse me, please" because I was blocking the T.V. FML

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Same thing different taste

By unwantedlove - 25/02/2011 18:36 - France

Spicy

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML

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Denied

By Anonymous - 21/01/2010 05:28 - Canada

Spicy

Today, during an episode of King of Queens that my boyfriend has seen more than once, I decided I'd try to get a little frisky. I straddled him while he was on the bed and began taking my clothes of. He pushed me out of the way and said, "Don't get naked in front of the TV." FML

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By Velian - 09/12/2008 08:59 - France

Today, I began to undress my wife, who was watching TV, and gave her a massage to relax her while she watched her soap. 20 minutes later, when the programme came to an end, she said "I wish you'd let me watch TV in peace!". FML

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Expectations

By Anonymous - 02/01/2022 05:01 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I are on vacation. He was watching TV, and I thought I’d try to be sexy, so I walked in wearing lingerie. He smiled at me and said, “What the hell are you wearing?” FML

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The art of seduction

By Anonymous - 26/10/2020 19:58

Spicy

Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML

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Moving

By happyasaclam - 19/02/2009 00:55 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were hooking up while watching a movie. Just as I was getting really into it, he told me to move my head. He couldn't see the television. FML

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By Judy69 - 07/04/2012 07:04 - United States - Dekalb

Spicy

Today, things were getting heated between me and the guy I like, and we were about to have sex. I told him to turn the TV off so we can get started. His response? "But I like this show." FML

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Turn it off

By Anonymous - 26/03/2022 06:00

Spicy

Today, I got dressed up in lingerie for my boyfriend. He looked at me, said, "Nice," then went back to watching TV and drinking beer. FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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Get out of the way

By SweetDreamsTibi - 10/02/2019 12:00

Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML

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brittster1990 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 22:40

At least he said please.

JiggyBoo123 11

Thursday 22 December 2011 22:34

You make a better door than you do a window.

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cBlackout 13

Thursday 22 December 2011 23:17

Your **** are nowhere near as entertaining as TV.

EnterSandman_fml 20

Thursday 22 December 2011 23:19

Emma Stone and Scarlett Johansson could be simultaneously undressing in front of the TV, but if the Bruins are on that's what I'm watching. Sucks for OP, but such is life.

Ladybug7499 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 23:21

What an ass...!

Enslaved 36

Thursday 22 December 2011 23:35

Practice the Art of Seduction better than that. Being subtle goes a lot longer way than, "Here I am in your face, and I demand all of your attention"! God! he was watching TV, you were being rude.

kjones_jones00 1

Thursday 22 December 2011 23:39

We're not machines that do it on command. We need to be wined and dined first. Jk. He's probably gay

tonybalogna 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 23:49

At least he was polite when he told you that you were uninteresting

I_lost_the_game 25

Thursday 22 December 2011 23:49

That comment is why you don't get women.

stfuheather 0

Friday 23 December 2011 0:20

YDI. your boyfriend doesnt have to be up your naked a** all day long.. and why infront of the tv.? I think youre really self cautious or an attention wh*re :)

FrankHotpants 31

Friday 23 December 2011 0:24

Only thing I can think of is it was shark week.

xoxPatrina 8

Friday 23 December 2011 0:26

Is he gay or just an asshole?

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